I'm thinking that the irreverent fish might of led to my MINI being keyed in
the Giant Food parking lot last fall.

I forgot to mention that my MINI and my wife's VW Cabrio have matching
pirate fish* front license plates: arrrgh!!!

https://www.northamericanmotoring.co...ad.php?t=89383

*pirate fish is a FSM mascot of sorts.

 

Though you may be right (for only God knows who did it), I for one can assure you that not all of us "fishermen" are complete jerks. I've never keyed a car before in my life, and I certainly wouldn't key a MINI ... especially a British Racing Green one!

 

The real scandal is how a sacred symbol with such a rich and meaningful (and dangerous) history somehow got crafted in chromed plastic and slapped on the back of a car in the first place.