R56 Sacrilege
that's downright scandalous 
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I can hold back no longer. This is directed toward all those who drive Minis desecrated with artsy-fartsy, cutesy-poopsy doodads such as wind-up keys,"inflate me" rings and smiley faces. Have you no shame? The Mini is a legendary performance car. It is now part of the "ultimate driving machine" family. Need I explain to you why you don't see such abominations on other BMWs, WRXs, Evos or Porsches? Have a clue people! The Mini is the king of the small car segment, treat it with the respect it deserves! If you want cute and funky, you should be driving a Beetle. If you are among the guilty, go watch the original and remake of the Italian Job back to back to set your thinking strait, and then hope for forgiveness for your sacrilege from real Mini enthusiasts.
I'm 70 year old and my tongue is very near my cheek. And I have a "Actual Size" sticker on my Cooper S.
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From: Planet CROC
I'd never have guessed..... (<--Ladies & Gentlemen, that was sarcasm and joking around, by the way....don't want anybody casting aspersions on me!)
x uh oh x
Kudos your perceptive prowess. But I'd expect no less from a BRG with bonnet stripes.
CROC 411 
x uh oh x
Kudos your perceptive prowess. But I'd expect no less from a BRG with bonnet stripes.
CROC 411
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The only that changes is that now, apparently, the OP doesn't agree with me. It's not like my opinion has changed upon seeing that his opinion has changed.
Hot dawg! We're back!
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From: Overthemountain, AL
You keep making your serious posts & we will keep telling sarcastic jokes around them
but only if it's fast 
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From: Oahu, Hawai'i
Nooooooo! Don't do it! Department of Homeland Security would come and take the car -- after all, it would say "blow up" on it (which also explains their ever growing collection of blow-up dolls....)
Baaaaaaaaaaa
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From: Planet CROC
I think our Kipling said it best:
If you could keep your sheep,
while those around you were losing their's,
then you will be satisfied, my son.
But, not to seem sheepish, I rather think
this thread has gotten a bit wooly.
CROC 411
If you could keep your sheep,
while those around you were losing their's,
then you will be satisfied, my son.
But, not to seem sheepish, I rather think
this thread has gotten a bit wooly.
CROC 411
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