R56 Sacrilege
. If not, then
. Just remember, Time's fun when your having flies
If the OP's comment were intended to be comical, fine....but they need to invest in comedy lessons because their skills are abysmal. If the intent was to get people riled....what a waste of time. All they did was lose friends and isolate themselves. An ill-conceived strategy either way.
Last edited by gokartride; Jun 9, 2008 at 01:20 PM.
I can hold back no longer. This is directed toward all those who drive Minis desecrated with artsy-fartsy, cutesy-poopsy doodads such as wind-up keys,"inflate me" rings and smiley faces. Have you no shame? The Mini is a legendary performance car. It is now part of the "ultimate driving machine" family. Need I explain to you why you don't see such abominations on other BMWs, WRXs, Evos or Porsches? Have a clue people! The Mini is the king of the small car segment, treat it with the respect it deserves! If you want cute and funky, you should be driving a Beetle. If you are among the guilty, go watch the original and remake of the Italian Job back to back to set your thinking strait, and then hope for forgiveness for your sacrilege from real Mini enthusiasts.
I have to say that we don't have too many of cutesy Minis around here....
I usually see just stock commuters or performance modded
Well, I still call dibs on following you around with the AOOOGAH horn.
Lovers and Haters
What? He thought she was old enough.
(NSX Nick = best forum thread, ever)
I think he's just pulling our collective chain 
I see more MINIs driven by The Unobsessed than by True Enthusiasts. Unwashed cars, dented up, slapped-on bumper stickers... I saw one with a small chest o' drawers strapped to its roof on I-95 on Sunday.
I always feel bad for those MINIs ... but what can you do? Call the ASPCM?

I see more MINIs driven by The Unobsessed than by True Enthusiasts. Unwashed cars, dented up, slapped-on bumper stickers... I saw one with a small chest o' drawers strapped to its roof on I-95 on Sunday.
I always feel bad for those MINIs ... but what can you do? Call the ASPCM?
Just for that, I'm going to put a wind up key, pull to inflate tow hook, AND buy a MINI Bulldog for every seat to maximize the cute factor when my MINI is sitting around.
And I'll even get a mod for the horn so it makes a cartoonish "AOOOOOOGAH!" sound.
And I'll follow you around, honking every so often, and making people think that we hang out ALL the time.
You just wait.

And I'll even get a mod for the horn so it makes a cartoonish "AOOOOOOGAH!" sound.
And I'll follow you around, honking every so often, and making people think that we hang out ALL the time.
You just wait.

So glad my classroom is empty right now!
I can hold back no longer. This is directed toward all those who drive Minis desecrated with artsy-fartsy, cutesy-poopsy doodads such as wind-up keys,"inflate me" rings and smiley faces. Have you no shame? The Mini is a legendary performance car. It is now part of the "ultimate driving machine" family. Need I explain to you why you don't see such abominations on other BMWs, WRXs, Evos or Porsches? Have a clue people! The Mini is the king of the small car segment, treat it with the respect it deserves! If you want cute and funky, you should be driving a Beetle. If you are among the guilty, go watch the original and remake of the Italian Job back to back to set your thinking strait, and then hope for forgiveness for your sacrilege from real Mini enthusiasts.
this from the n00b with the screen-name "NSX guy"
Oh, good. For a minute, I thought you were like that other NSX guy. He, too was a lover, not a hater -- just the wrong kind of lover, apparently.
What? He thought she was old enough.
(NSX Nick = best forum thread, ever)
What? He thought she was old enough.
(NSX Nick = best forum thread, ever)




