R56 R53 Looks Emaciated
++1 for this thread. Good job flaco! You will become a 6th gear user before you know it. In fact, your probably an Honorary 6th'er. 
I so agree with Rastven on this one. Scarlett Johansson has a wonderful range of talent, as well as being extremely beautiful, just like my svelte R56. 
Good job flaco! You will become a 6th gear user before you know it. In fact, your probably an Honorary 6th'er.
Rastven Johansson is aperfectly apt description of an R56.
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It also makes for a cheaper date. $30 for gas and she'll stay with me all day. I don't think any of the women celebrities mentioned in this thread would give me the time of day for $30.
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Why am I reading these threads? I've got things to do...
We've got an R50 and an R53, with an R56 on the way.
The R50 is like Jennifer Anniston. Aging quite well and still very attractive, but not a great performer. She has her occasional moments of glory, and she's WAY hotter than anyone your friends are with.
The R53 is like Farrah Fawcett. More sexy than beautiful, you know she's bad for you, but you just don't care. Then her quirky side appears, and all your friends suddenly understand why you are quickly losing your hair. Every day is a new, scary adventure with her, and you wouldn't want it any other way.
The R56 is like Charlize Theron. Beautiful, but not overly sexy. Athletic, but a bit lacking in the "curvey" department. A solid performer, no matter what role is thrown at her. The most skilled of the list, but deep down you secretly wish she'd get a boob job
The R50 is like Jennifer Anniston. Aging quite well and still very attractive, but not a great performer. She has her occasional moments of glory, and she's WAY hotter than anyone your friends are with.
The R53 is like Farrah Fawcett. More sexy than beautiful, you know she's bad for you, but you just don't care. Then her quirky side appears, and all your friends suddenly understand why you are quickly losing your hair. Every day is a new, scary adventure with her, and you wouldn't want it any other way.
The R56 is like Charlize Theron. Beautiful, but not overly sexy. Athletic, but a bit lacking in the "curvey" department. A solid performer, no matter what role is thrown at her. The most skilled of the list, but deep down you secretly wish she'd get a boob job
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R53 = Kirsty Alley in 1982
R56 = Kirsty Ally when first approached by Jenny Craig
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You mean funny bumps on the genitals?
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Not sure about trying to match up the R53 v R56 w/ current stars, but any one who'd put up w/ rhinoplasty which makes one's nose actually obsolete (hood scoop for no reason at all) has to have gotten bad advice from somewhere. The poor R56...
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Personally I think you all been reading the supermarket rags a little too much. Who are all these people you are comparing to your cars? I agree with PistWalrus. R56 is hands down better. Just not better than the R53. 
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I parked next to an R53 yesterday and it looked emaciated compared to my R56, sort of like the car had been on a vegan diet and it's bones were showing through.
(just a joke....i find some postings very amusing and reflect the personalities of the writers more than anything to do with the cars)
(just a joke....i find some postings very amusing and reflect the personalities of the writers more than anything to do with the cars)
hmmm CR R56.... Scarlett but since im in cali... gotta do Scarlet. dang... thats sexy...