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Old Mar 14, 2007 | 05:08 AM
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MINI Gender

Some people claim their MINI is a boy. Other people claim their MINI is a girl. How do you know?
 
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Old Mar 14, 2007 | 05:10 AM
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Easy. Look at the exhaust.

They're all boys.

 
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Old Mar 14, 2007 | 05:14 AM
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Originally Posted by rc'S
Some people claim their MINI is a boy. Other people claim their MINI is a girl. How do you know?

I'll tell you what I was told when I asked the EXACT same question:

It will let YOU know. Wait until you notice some "character" or "personality" from him/her.

Mine is a 02' CR/W MCS with a horn that is much higher in pitch than the standard MINI. And is SEXY as hell.

So by default: A Girl.
 
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Old Mar 14, 2007 | 05:18 AM
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Oh boy here we go again...

Do a search for "What sex is your MINI?"
 
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Old Mar 14, 2007 | 05:20 AM
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Maybe you should re-name this thread "MINI Gender"... fewer people will open it, sure, but nobody will get mad at you.



Oh... back to the question. The MINI takes on a personality, especially after it's been individualized with some mods. Pretty easy to determine it's gender, IMO.
 
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Old Mar 14, 2007 | 05:50 AM
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Though I may not name my MINI, it is definitely a girl. Don't ask me how or why, it just is.
 
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Old Mar 14, 2007 | 05:52 AM
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...damn...

was hoping for some pictures...

Mine's a girl. I dunno why. Just felt that way when I drove her the first time. (Okokay, no comments. Sheesh.)
 
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Old Mar 14, 2007 | 06:39 AM
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When I looked at the title of this thread, and the fact that there were 69 views, I thought this was a totally different subject. I'll just back out quietly, thank you...

 
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Old Mar 14, 2007 | 06:48 AM
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I always figured that an MCS would be a male because of the supercharger and an MC a female because it only has one exhaust tip
 
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Old Mar 14, 2007 | 06:50 AM
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Really! Memories of being tangled in my 03 C230 Coupe brought me here.
 
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Old Mar 14, 2007 | 06:52 AM
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Originally Posted by capnmini
I always figured that an MCS would be a male because of the supercharger and an MC a female because it only has one exhaust tip
Hmmm. Sounds like reverse logic. Look at sex related appendages of the sexes, I can think of 2 obvious things females have and 1 obvious thing males have. Although, I did once get some spam e-mail for a weird sex site...... nvm.
 
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Old Mar 14, 2007 | 07:11 AM
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Hmmm. Sounds like reverse logic. Look at sex related appendages of the sexes, I can think of 2 obvious things females have and 1 obvious thing males have. Although, I did once get some spam e-mail for a weird sex site...... nvm.
i never really thought about it that way, i guess out MINIs might just be hemaphrodites
 
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Old Mar 14, 2007 | 07:23 AM
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Mine's definitely a woman! A feisty, hot blooded, bite you when you least expect it (and want it most) woman!
 
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Old Mar 14, 2007 | 07:35 AM
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You ever run your fingers over the bonnet? I don't think there is a man alive with curves like that.

Most definitely a woman.
 
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Old Mar 14, 2007 | 07:35 AM
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Mines female too...just check out the headlights! lol
 
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Old Mar 14, 2007 | 08:14 AM
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We did an ultrasound and knew right away!

He's a JCW in BRG. All male baby!
 
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Old Mar 14, 2007 | 08:26 AM
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My Mini is ambidextrous & prefers to remain nameless
 
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Old Mar 14, 2007 | 08:44 AM
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Whenever working on my MCS, I end up swearing at it in the female gender. Hence... female.
 
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Old Mar 14, 2007 | 09:30 AM
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Originally Posted by shankrabbit
You ever run your fingers over the bonnet? I don't think there is a man alive with curves like that.

Most definitely a woman.
Is it okay that I just got aroused ??
 
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Old Mar 14, 2007 | 09:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Chili Red & Pepper White
Is it okay that I just got aroused ??
My wife says it reminds her of a well built guy with muscles....

Not me, but some well built guy somewhere!
 
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Old Mar 14, 2007 | 09:48 AM
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Originally Posted by Gromit801
My wife says it reminds her of a well built guy with muscles....

Not me, but some well built guy somewhere!
oooooooooooooooooooooooooook then... no longer aroused.

Thanks for that. :impatient
 
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Old Mar 14, 2007 | 09:58 AM
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With the chrome interior and exterior packages no male has a right to wear that much bling. Also, I'd just feel wrong devoting as much time and money as I do to a male.
 
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Old Mar 14, 2007 | 10:41 AM
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Swifty's previous female owner thought female....
then I gave Swifty a sex change.
 
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Old Mar 14, 2007 | 10:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Chili Red & Pepper White
oooooooooooooooooooooooooook then... no longer aroused.

Thanks for that. :impatient
Why, you're ever so welcome!
 
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Old Mar 14, 2007 | 12:36 PM
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hahaha you guys are too funny.
i too..mistook the title of this thread.
not sayin that im a pervert. but it caught my eye pretty quick.

but anyways. i find my mcs both a female and a male
female when cruising along but male when flooring it.
but then again. my mcs doesnt have a deep exhaust note to it. straight up stock.
so i'd say it's a girly guy when flooring.
i guess it's a girl then?
 
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