R50/53 Cat on Car - Ready to shoot it!
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6th Gear
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From: Florida
LOL
Well for $3 it's worth a shot before the big bucks I guess! Thanks for the tip, I hope it works. The parking lot is going to smell like a Fox Bar alley wall after closing time, tonight!
Well for $3 it's worth a shot before the big bucks I guess! Thanks for the tip, I hope it works. The parking lot is going to smell like a Fox Bar alley wall after closing time, tonight!
5th Gear
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From: Prospect, KY (formerly Colo Spgs, CO)
Just be careful with that Fox Pee, kaelaria - with your luck, you'll get a bottle of Fox Pee that came from a female fox in heat and you'll come out in the morning to find a herd of horny, pissed-off male foxes surrounding your MINI. . .THEN you'll wish you had your sonic buzzer repeller thingie. . .
Ouch!
Hey kaelaria,
You don't have to own a particular car (yet) to be an enthusiast for it. If you post a thread and someone else here thinks it's silly, be prepared to hear it.
Just as i've seen your nasty responses on here for some time.
Anyway, good luck with your feline problem.
Peace.:smile:
You don't have to own a particular car (yet) to be an enthusiast for it. If you post a thread and someone else here thinks it's silly, be prepared to hear it.
Just as i've seen your nasty responses on here for some time.
Anyway, good luck with your feline problem.
Peace.:smile:
3rd Gear
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Originally Posted by tpetro33
Yes, i do care about my car, too. Just reminding folks that there's a lot more important things in life than a car. Yes, even a precious Mini! Oh my god!! I said it!!
Relax.
Relax.
Coordinator :: Minis Under the Arches (Oct 25-28)
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From: Salt Lake City
I'm amazed at how complicated the situation seems. Your car is in jepordy of being damaged, even after you've talked with the owner. So, report to animal control. Every city has laws on pets, so you have a REALLY good chance of having one that would protect your car from animals. Call animal control, report the problem and ask them to handle to situation right away.....or if all else fails, just tell your local mofia members of the problem and get the cat wacked. Heck, if I was in the neighborhood I'd take the cat out for you, don't worry, I'd make it look like an accident. 
7th Gear Gal
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From: Weeblegabber West (aka WLA)
Originally Posted by Greatbear
I wonder... Does the instructions that come with "Fox Pee" say to use a 'fair and balanced' amount? 
Spot on, tee hee!!! kaelaria, I sure feel for you. My late, lamented cat, Little Opera, was in love with Wanda and I'd often find her curled up on the bonnet near the windshield. She emitted some acidic secretions which permanently etched and damaged the paint!! WAAAAH!!
It only stopped because she was struck and killed in front of the house. I like the Fox Pee idea! Nice and cheap suggestion to begin with, at least. Clover
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From: Hurricane Alley, FL
I have nothing useful to add, but that hasn't stopped others from chiming in! First, I am impressed - the thread was started this morning and it's already 4 pages (can you tell it's Friday?). Next, it's funny how many times people typed "cat" when they meant "car" and vise versa. "A car jumped on my cat". Regarding the BB gun - you better have good aim, or you'll have more than cat claw scratches to worry about (or is that car claws?). No one should care about their car anymore because: the south got hit by a hurricane; there is world hunger; people are mean to each other in their posts, etc. Some cats like spicey food. Well, who's to say some cats don't enjoy a spray of water or ear-piercing noises? Put tin foil on your car - to prevent scratches?!?!
I personally like covering the GQ's car with cat food. Am I a bad person because I still care about my car? If so, give me a sequin (sp?) glove to wear on my right hand, some horribly wrong plastic surgery and cue the music "because I'm bad, I'm bad, sham-on".
First, I am impressed - the thread was started this morning and it's already 4 pages (can you tell it's Friday?). Next, it's funny how many times people typed "cat" when they meant "car" and vise versa. "A car jumped on my cat". Regarding the BB gun - you better have good aim, or you'll have more than cat claw scratches to worry about (or is that car claws?). No one should care about their car anymore because: the south got hit by a hurricane; there is world hunger; people are mean to each other in their posts, etc. Some cats like spicey food. Well, who's to say some cats don't enjoy a spray of water or ear-piercing noises? Put tin foil on your car - to prevent scratches?!?! I personally like covering the GQ's car with cat food. Am I a bad person because I still care about my car? If so, give me a sequin (sp?) glove to wear on my right hand, some horribly wrong plastic surgery and cue the music "because I'm bad, I'm bad, sham-on".
6th Gear
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From: Everett, WA
Maybe wet the car down after dusk, so that it's still wet in the early morning when the cat comes looking for a place to nap? You'd prolly have some waterspots... /shrug
And Ghetto Princess, hmmm... No firm description in my urban dictionary, but I'd assume it's the royalty variant of Ghetto Fabulous.
And Ghetto Princess, hmmm... No firm description in my urban dictionary, but I'd assume it's the royalty variant of Ghetto Fabulous.
7th Gear Gal
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From: Weeblegabber West (aka WLA)
Originally Posted by Hammer
I personally like covering the GQ's car with cat food.
I loved this suggestion! A little stinky tuna, baking onto the car in the hot Florida sun....the scratchy cat tongue licking it off....FUN! **Newsflash** Tidy Cat is giving away a MINI! Oh, the irony!https://www.northamericanmotoring.co...ad.php?t=50559
Clover
Last edited by MINIclo; Sep 9, 2005 at 12:48 PM.
Originally Posted by tpetro33
<blah, blah, blah>
Watch out, tpetro - we've got hoses, fox pee and assorted smelly items, jalapenos, electric mats, ear piercing sonic generators, duct tape, etc.
AND WE'RE NOT AFRAID TO USE THEM!
6th Gear
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From: Austin, TX
Originally Posted by Hammer
I have nothing useful to add, but that hasn't stopped others from chiming in! First, I am impressed - the thread was started this morning and it's already 4 pages (can you tell it's Friday?). Next, it's funny how many times people typed "cat" when they meant "car" and vise versa. "A car jumped on my cat". Regarding the BB gun - you better have good aim, or you'll have more than cat claw scratches to worry about (or is that car claws?). No one should care about their car anymore because: the south got hit by a hurricane; there is world hunger; people are mean to each other in their posts, etc. Some cats like spicey food. Well, who's to say some cats don't enjoy a spray of water or ear-piercing noises? Put tin foil on your car - to prevent scratches?!?! I personally like covering the GQ's car with cat food. Am I a bad person because I still care about my car? If so, give me a sequin (sp?) glove to wear on my right hand, some horribly wrong plastic surgery and cue the music "because I'm bad, I'm bad, sham-on".
First, I am impressed - the thread was started this morning and it's already 4 pages (can you tell it's Friday?). Next, it's funny how many times people typed "cat" when they meant "car" and vise versa. "A car jumped on my cat". Regarding the BB gun - you better have good aim, or you'll have more than cat claw scratches to worry about (or is that car claws?). No one should care about their car anymore because: the south got hit by a hurricane; there is world hunger; people are mean to each other in their posts, etc. Some cats like spicey food. Well, who's to say some cats don't enjoy a spray of water or ear-piercing noises? Put tin foil on your car - to prevent scratches?!?! I personally like covering the GQ's car with cat food. Am I a bad person because I still care about my car? If so, give me a sequin (sp?) glove to wear on my right hand, some horribly wrong plastic surgery and cue the music "because I'm bad, I'm bad, sham-on". 
4th Gear
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Originally Posted by Hammer
Am I a bad person because I still care about my car? If so, give me a sequin (sp?) glove to wear on my right hand, some horribly wrong plastic surgery and cue the music "because I'm bad, I'm bad, sham-on".
6th Gear
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Originally Posted by Adamini
I don't know if the trick of getting the cat fat would work. Seems like you'd just wind up with little hail-type dents where the fat cat walked all over the car.
6th Gear
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From: Midwest
Originally Posted by tradiuz
Pepper spray? Tazer? Non-lethal.
), see after that you wait to clean the guts off your car until the "princess" is outside if she asks say, "Yea I'm trying this new wax, it's called Boo!"I shouldn't say that!
Mikey
All I have to say is you wouldn't have this problem with dogs!
