Here is a little vocabulary ***istant in case you are at a loss for a word:

Overcl***ifying, cl***icizing, jack***ery, amb***adorships, ***emblywoman, ***emblywomen, cl***icized, jack***eries, johnsongr***es, miscl***ifying, subcl***ifying,,amb***adorship, cl***icizes, cl***ificatory, comp***ionately, immuno***ayable, cl***icize, decl***ifying, gyrocomp***es, johnsongr***, overcl***ified, overcl***ify, thal***ocracy, thoroughb***es, cl***ifications, comp***ionating, embarr***ingly, encomp***ments, imp***ability, imp***ibility, imp***ivenesses, jack***es, overcl***ifies, p***ageworks, p***ionflowers, recl***ifying, switchgr***es, thal***ocracies ,***imilability, ***ociateships, ***ociatively, ***ociativity, cl***ification, comp***ionated, disembarr***ing, disp***ionately, embarr***edly, encomp***ment, gyrocomp***, imp***abilities, imp***ibilities, imp***ively, imp***ivity, miscl***ified, miscl***ify, p***agework, p***ionflower, pseudocl***ics, subcl***ified, subcl***ify, thoroughb***, uncl***ifiable, uncomp***ionate, uppercl***man, uppercl***men, weathergl***es, witchgr***es, ***emblyman, ***emblymen, ***ociateship, ***ociativities, bunchgr***es, cl***ifying, comp***ionates, comp***ionless, disembarr***ed, embarr***ments, fibergl***ing, gl***blowings, gl***makings, gl***workers, gr***hoppers, hardinggr***es, imp***ableness, imp***iveness, imp***ivities, jack***, microc***ettes, mis***embling, mis***umptions, miscl***ifies, neocl***icisms, over***essments, p***ageways, peppergr***es, pseudocl***ic, sub***embly, subcl***ifies, switchgr***, un***ailability, videoc***ettes, zebr***es, amb***adresses, ***ignability, ***imilationism, ***istantships, ***ociationisms, ***ortatively, ***umability, cl***icality, cl***ifiable, comp***able, comp***ionate, decl***ified, decl***ify, dis***embling, dis***embly, disembarr***es, embarr***able, embarr***ment, encomp***ing, fibergl***ed, gl***blowing, gl***making, gl***papering, gl***worker, gr***hopper, immuno***ays, imp***ably, imp***ibly, microc***ette, mis***embled, mis***umption, neocl***icism, noncl***ified, over***ertive, over***essment, p***ageway, postcl***ical, pre***embled, semicl***ical, sub***emblies, superm***ive, thal***emics, un***ertively, videoc***ette, weathergl***, witchgr***, amb***adorial, ***aultively, ***emblagists, ***ertivenesses, ***everative, ***ignabilities, ***istantship, ***ociationism, ***umabilities, bunchgr***, cl***icalities, cl***ically, cl***icistic, contrab***ists, contrab***oons, decl***ifies, dis***embled, dis***emblies, dis***ociating, dis***ociations, encomp***ed, fibergl***es, fibregl***es, fric***eeing, gallowgl***es, gl***blowers, gl***makers, gl***papered, gl***works, hardinggr***, immuno***ay, m***ivenesses, mis***embles, neocl***icists, p***ementeries, p***ivenesses, peppergr***, re***emblages, recl***ified, recl***ify, semicl***ics, surp***ingly, thal***aemias, thal***emic, thal***ocrats, uncl***ified, undercl***man, undercl***men, unembarr***ed, unimp***ioned, zebr***, amb***adress, anticl***ical, antimac***ars, ***aultiveness, ***emblagist, ***ertively, ***imilationist, ***imilative, ***imilatory, ***ociationists, ***umptive, audioc***ettes, bio***aying, bromegr***es, byp***ing, c***owary, ch***epots, cl***icisms, cl***lessnesses, comp***ing, comp***ions, contrab***ist, contrab***oon, counter***aults, dis***embles, dis***ociated, dis***ociation, disembarr***, embarr***ing, encomp***es, gl***blower, gl***maker, gl***work, h***ocks, imp***ioning, jive***, m***ively, mis***aying, mis***emble, neocl***icist, noncl***rooms, oqu***as, over***erting, over***ertions, overp***ing, p***acaglias, p***books, p***ementerie, p***ionately, p***ivating, p***ivations, p***ively, p***ivisms, p***ivity, p***keys, postcl***ic, qu***ias, qu***ins, re***emblage, re***embling, re***embly, recl***ifies, semicl***ic, thal***aemia, thal***emias, thal***ocrat, un***ailably, un***imilable, un***umingness, unsurp***able, amb***adors, antimac***ar, ***emblages, ***ertiveness, ***everating, ***everations, ***iduousnesses, ***izes, ***ociationist, ***ociative, ***umably, audioc***ette, bio***ayed, byp***ed, canv***ing, c***ocks, c***owaries, ch***epot, cl***icism, cl***ified, cl***ifiers, cl***ify, comp***ed, comp***ion, contrab***es, counter***ault, crabgr***es, crev***ing, dis***emble, dis***ociates, disp***ionate, embarr***ed, fibergl***, fibregl***, forep***ed, fric***eed, gallowgl***, gl***papers, groundm***es, har***ments, h***ock, imp***able, imp***ible, imp***ioned, imp***ive, knotgr***es, m***iveness, mis***ayed, misbi***ing, miscl***ing, neocl***ical, non***ociated, noncl***ical, noncl***room, oqu***a, over***erted, over***ertion, overp***ed, p***acaglia, p***book, p***ersby, p***ionateness, p***ivated, p***ivation, p***iveness, p***ivism, p***ivities, p***key, pre***igning, qu***es, qu***ia, qu***in, re***embled, re***emblies, re***ignments, re***uringly, spygl***es, subcl***ing, supercl***es, thal***emia, un***embled, un***imilated, un***uageable, windl***ing, amb***ador, ***emblage, ***embling, ***embly, ***everated, ***everation, ***iduously, ***imilable, ***imilating, ***imilations, ***ize, ***ociational, ***uagements, ***umptions, b***woods, br***bound, bromegr***, byp***es, canv***ed, canv***ers, c***ock, ch***eing, cl***icists, cl***ifier, cl***ifies, cl***lessness, co***uming, comp***es, cordgr***es, crev***ed, dis***ociate, embarr***es, emb***ages, encomp***, fric***ees, gl***houses, gl***paper, har***ment, hourgl***es, j***ids, kav***es, kolb***is, lemongr***es, m***acring, misbi***ed, miscl***ed, non***ertive, nonp***ive, overp***es, p***ably, p***erby, p***ivates, p***ivists, p***words, pre***igned, re***embles, re***essments, re***ignment, subcl***ed, subv***als, surp***able, un***ociated, uncl***ical, undercl***es, vav***ors, windl***ed, winegl***es, am***ments, ******inating, ******inations, ***embled, ***emblers, ***emblies, ***ertedly, ***everates, ***iduousness, ***ignments, ***imilated, ***imilation, ***imilators, ***ociating, ***ociations, ***ortative, ***uagement, ***umpsits, ***umption, ***urednesses, ***waging, b***wood, bio***ays, bluegr***es, br***inesses, canv***er, canv***es, car***ows, c***imeres, c***iterites, ch***eurs, cl***icist, cl***inesses, cl***mates, cl***rooms, co***isting, co***umed, contrab***, crabgr***, cr***itudes, crev***es, cur***ows, decl***ing, det***elling, disp***ions, emb***age, emb***y, eyegl***es, fric***ee, gl***house, gl***wares, gl***worts, goosegr***es, gr***like, groundm***, imp***ions, j***id, knotgr***, kolb***i, kv***es, m***acred, m***acrers, m***asaugas, m***edly, m***eteric, mis***ays, misbi***es, miscl***es, neocl***ic, nonp***erine, outcl***ing, over***erts, p***bands, p***ivate, p***ivist, p***overs, p***word, pi***avas, pot***iums, qu***, raygr***es, re***emble, re***essment, re***urances, ryegr***es, s***afrases, spygl***, subcl***es, subv***al, supercl***, thal***ic, tresp***ing, un***ailable, un***ertive, underp***es, unp***able, unsurp***ed, v***alages, vav***or, w***ailing, windl***es, am***ment, ******inated, ******ination, ******inators, ***aultive, ***embler, ***embles, ***essments, ***everate, ***iduity, ***ignable, ***ignations, ***ignment, ***imilates, ***imilator, ***istances, ***ociated, ***ociation, ***oilments, ***ortments, ***umable, ***umpsit, ***uredly, ***waged, b***etting, b***oonists, bio***ay, biom***es, br***icas, br***ily, br***ish, byp***, car***ow, carc***es, carn***ials, c***avas, c***imere, c***iterite, ch***ed, ch***eur, cl***ical, cl***ily, cl***isms, cl***mate, cl***room, co***isted, co***umes, comp***, cordgr***, cr***itude, cr***nesses, crev***e, cuir***iers, cuir***ing, cur***ow, cutgr***es, decl***ed, demit***es, det***eling, det***elled, disp***ion, embarr***, emb***ies, gl***fuls, gl***inesses, gl***ware, gl***wort, har***ing, hourgl***, imp***ion, kav***, landm***es, lemongr***, m***acrer, m***acres, m***aging, m***asauga, m***cults, m***icots, mis***ay, outcl***ed, outp***ing, over***ert, overp***, p***aging, p***band, p***engers, p***ionless, p***ives, p***over, p***ports, pi***abas, pi***ava, pingr***es, plategl***, pot***ium, pre***igns, re***igning, re***uming, re***urance, rep***ages, ribgr***es, sandgl***es, sarg***ums, s***woods, subb***es, surp***ing, syng***es, tearg***ing, tresp***ed, tresp***ers, un***uming, undercl***, v***alage, w***ailed, w***ailers, winegl***, wr***ling, ***agaiing, ***ailable, ******inates, ******inator, ***aying, ***egaiing, ***emble, ***entations, ***ertive, ***essable, ***essment, ***iduities, ***ignation, ***imilate, ***istance, ***ociates, ***oilment, ***onances, ***ortment, ***uasive, ***urances, ***uredness, ***wages, avg***es, bab***us, b***eting, b***etted, b***nesses, b***oonist, biog***es, bluegr***, br***ages, br***ards, br***eries, br***ica, br***ieres, br***iness, cam***es, canv***, carn***ial, c***abas, c***ava, c***eroles, c***oulets, ch***es, ch***is, cl***ico, cl***ics, cl***iness, cl***ism, co***ume, cr***ly, cuir***ed, cuir***ier, decl***es, deg***ing, demit***e, det***eled, eyegl***, g***inesses, gl***ful, gl***ily, goosegr***, gr***ily, gr***lands, har***ed, har***ers, h***ling, imp***es, intercl***, isingl***es, kv***, m***acre, m***aged, m***agers, m***cult, m***icot, m***ifs, m***ive, mattr***es, miscl***, mol***eses, mor***y, noncl***es, outcl***es, outg***ing, outp***ed, palli***es, p***able, p***adoes, p***aged, p***enger, p***erines, p***ible, p***ionate, p***ive, p***port, pi***aba, pot***ic, pre***ign, raygr***, re***ailing, re***erting, re***ertions, re***essing, re***igned, re***orting, re***umed, rep***age, rep***ing, ryegr***, sarg***um, s***aby, s***afras, s***wood, smart***es, subcl***, surp***ed, tearg***ed, tresp***er, tresp***es, un***igned, un***uaged, underp***, w***ailer, windl***, wise***es, wr***led, am***ing, ***agaied, ******inate, ***aulting, ***ayed, ***ayers, ***egaied, ***entation, ***igning, ***like, ***ociate, ***onance, ***uaging, ***uming, ***urance, ***wage, bab***u, bag***es, b***eted, b***inets, b***ly, bi***ing, biom***, br***age, br***ard, br***arts, br***erie, br***iere, br***iest, br***ing, br***y, carc***, c***aba, c***erole, c***ettes, c***oulet, ch***e, cl***ic, cl***iest, cl***ing, cl***ists, cl***less, cl***y, co***ists, cr***ness, cuir***es, cutgr***, cutl***es, decl***e, deg***ed, deg***ers, eelgr***es, galle***es, galli***es, g***ily, gl***iness, gl***man, gl***men, gr***land, gr***roots, har***er, har***es, h***led, imp***e, landm***, l***itudes, m***ager, m***ages, m***eters, m***euses, m***if, matr***es, meg***es, nutgr***es, outg***ed, outp***es, palli***e, p***ades, p***ados, p***ages, p***erine, p***ings, p***ional, pingr***, re***ailed, re***erted, re***ertion, re***essed, re***orted, re***umes, re***uring, rep***ed, ribgr***, sandgl***, s***abies, subb***, sungl***es, surp***es, t***elling, tearg***es, un***ailed, un***isted, vin***es, w***ails, wr***les, am***ed, am***ers, ***ailants, ***ailing, ***aulted, ***aulters, ***ayer, ***enting, ***erting, ***ertions, ***essing, ***iduous, ***ignats, ***igned, ***ignees, ***igners, ***ignors, ***istants, ***isting, ***oiling, ***onantal, ***orting, ***uaged, ***umed, ***umers, ***urgent, bag***e, b***etts, b***inet, b***ists, b***ness, b***oons, b***y, bi***ed, br***art, br***ed, br***ier, br***ies, cam***, c***atas, c***ette, c***inos, c***ises, cl***ed, cl***ers, cl***ier, cl***ist, co***ist, cr***est, decl***, deg***er, deg***es, det***els, fr***es, g***iness, g***ings, gl***iest, gl***ines, gl***ing, gl***less, gl***y, gr***iest, gr***ing, gr***less, gr***root, gr***y, h***els, h***les, isingl***, l***itude, m***age, m***eter, m***eurs, m***euse, m***iest, m***ing, m***less, m***y, mattr***, meg***e, mol***es, mor***es, noncl***, outcl***, outg***es, p***ade, p***ado, p***age, p***im, p***ing, p***ions, p***less, p***uses, re***esses, re***igns, re***ume, re***ured, rep***es, rub***es, sarg***os, s***ily, smart***, t***eling, t***elled, tresp***, v***als, vin***e, w***ail, wise***, wr***es, wr***le, adm***, am***er, am***es, ***agais, ***ailant, ***ailed, ***ailers, ******ins, ***aulter, ***ays, ***egais, ***ented, ***enters, ***entors, ***erted, ***erters, ***ertion, ***ertors, ***essed, ***essors, ***ignat, ***ignee, ***igner, ***ignor, ***istant, ***isted, ***isters, ***istors, ***oiled, ***onants, ***orted, ***orters, ***uages, ***umer, ***umes, ***ureds, ***uring, bag***, b***ets, b***ett, b***ist, b***oon, bi***es, br***es, br***ie, c***ata, c***ias, c***ino, cl***er, cl***es, cl***is, cr***er, cuir***, cutl***, det***el, eelgr***, galle***, galli***, g***iest, g***ing, g***y, gl***ed, gl***ier, gl***ies, gl***ine, gr***ed, gr***ier, har***, h***el, h***le, l***oing, m***ed, m***eur, m***ier, matr***, meg***, nutgr***, outp***, p***ant, p***ed, p***els, p***ers, p***ion, r***ling, re***ails, re***erts, re***ign, re***orts, re***ures, rub***e, sarg***o, sungl***, surp***, t***eled, v***al, wr***e, ***agai, ***ailer, ******in, ***aults, ***ay, ***egai, ***enter, ***entor, ***erter, ***ertor, ***esses, ***essor, ***igns, ***ister, ***istor, ***onant, ***orter, ***uage, ***ume, ***ured, ***urers, ***urors, b***es, b***et, b***os, c***ia, c***is, d***ies, fr***, g***ed, g***ers, g***ier, gl***es, gl***ie, gr***es, l***oed, l***oers, m***as, m***es, mor***, p***ee, p***el, p***er, p***es, p***us, r***led, re***ail, re***ert, re***ess, re***ort, re***ure, rep***, s***iest, s***ing, s***y, str***es, am***, ***ails, ***ault, ***ents, ***erts, ***ign, ***ists, ***oils, ***orts, ***urer, ***ures, ***uror, b***i, b***o, br***, cl***, cr***, d***ie, g***er, g***es, l***ies, l***oer, l***oes, m***a, m***e, p***e, r***les, s***ed, s***ier, s***ies, t***els, t***ets, t***ies, tr***es, ***ail, ***ais, ***ent, ***ert, ***ess, ***ets, ***ist, ***oil, ***ort, ***ure, b***, gl***, gr***, l***es, l***ie, l***os, m***, p***, r***le, s***es, str***, t***el, t***es, t***et, t***ie, ***ai, ***es, ***et, l***o, t***e, tr***, l***, s***, t***

 

Well they don't have a problem with the 'Which way does your key face' and 'what sex is your mini' being in Mini-Talk, so this one shouldn't pose a problem either

yup...quirky I tell ya

 

"Impressive."

 

The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously.

Hubert H. Humphrey

 

You can ***emble in the town square and ***ertain your ambitions, but you can't do it naked.


Goaljnky

 

Which was does your @$$ face?

But seriously NAM - to asterisk out the sequential letters A.S.S. is just bullsh!t

 

I always wanted to know:

If George Lucas shot "Return of the Jedi" in the present day would the famous line "Luc, I am your father" instead become "Luc, who's your daddy?"

 

That was covered in the original thread! With both hands.

 

No wonder you got rid of them.

 

That's a good show btw.

 

I had almost responded to the first version of this thread when it was canned but i think this one is definetly worth the loss of the first. I kinda wish i wasnt laughing so hard right now, I might actually be able to come up with something reasonably clever to put here.

 

[QUOTE=SRTech][QUOTE=Greatbear
I am having too much fun with these ***terisks today. SOMEBODY STOP ME!!
Try ###. It's the middle finger on the other hand.[/QUOTE]
thats a good one!!!!!

 

Do you mean "Impr***ive" ??

 

The original would of run out of gas (g***) if it hadn't been removed. The moderators revived it by removing it and there are references to this thread in at least four other threads now. Hell, (can I say that) I never even posted in the first version. It was funny, but it got so much better after it was resurrected and I couldn't resist. The whole deal backfired. :smile:

 

Somebody has way too much time on there hands.

I hope a computer program did that for you!

Very funny stuff!

 

If you are talking to me, than yes, computer was involved. It had to be, I don't know what half of them mean.

For those of you interested, there are 1204 words with *** in them.

 

Best thread ever.

S***y B***tards... good to know you can still make me laugh.

 

Wow, the tyranny of over zealous censorship strikes again!



shhh...don't tell anyone but i went 56 in a 55 on the way home today.

 

That's OK, you are within the margin for error of the speedometer. :smile:

 

I totally appreciate each and every one of you. *huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuug*


*slaps Greatbears *** on the way out of the thread*

 

Givvit to me good, sistah! <waggin' ***>

Ya know, though, in this thread you shall be forever known as OmTo***t!

 

MINI owners are as quirky as their cars.