Which way does your *** face?
 

My *** faces left when I get in the Mini.

How about you?

LOL I don't know what's funnier - the topic or what happened to it!

I don't think I have a ***. Could this be a manufacturing defect? :confused:

My *** is this wide *****.

Bear :eek2:

I had 2 donkeys once. We had to sell them though because they would eat the clothes off the damn clothes line. Can you believe that sh*t??

They wouldnt swallow, they would just chew.

I'm glad i saw the thread before edit... makes this so much funnier :lol: :lol: :thumbsup:

Hey, isn't donkey another word for ***?

Please correct me if I am wrong and make an *** out of myself but a male donkey would be considered a Jack***.

Right now my *** is facing the screen. :razz: :roll: :thumbsup: :sly:

*** could = key

It could mean anything!

:lol:

i got my junk in the trunk.

hmm..... i'm not sure if i want to ask or.....yeah, nevermind, i wont ask.:sly:

But, because this thread is about *** and not ***, it can only mean ***.

:mad: :mad: NAMMIT!!! :mad: :mad:


:grin: :lol: :grin:

Well, one time I tripped over my *** and fell on my ***, but at the end only my *** was hurt and the *** only needed some tender care. But that was at band camp. :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

I bet your *** was dragging after that.

Did NAM really delete the orignal thead?

Com'on lighten-up NAMMIT.

If you didn't see the original thread, you will have no idea what this is all about. :lol:

Well smack my *** because this is a kick*** idea of a thread. :lol: :razz: :thumbsup:

I can only ***ume that the last version of this thread did not p*** muster with the mods, who ***ociated the word *** with vulgarity not knowing that the word has been ***imilated into everyday non-offensive language. While I don't normally make cr*** remarks in threads in NAM, I might occasionally act a tad s***y to lighten up the mood and bring a smile to a lad's or l***'s face.

Nammit, lighten up, already! :sly: :mad: :wink:

I believe this thread was originally a spoof of the "Which way does your key face?" thread. It's about as informative as that thread and contained a lot of tasteless but funny jokes using the now self-censored word ***. The original thread spelled out the word and was deleted by big brother. That thread along with it's replacement, back by popular demand, probably really belong in "Off-Topic", or maybe now it should be in "Site Feedback" with the "Why has NAM become so boring?" thread. This thread did bring a smile to my face this morning while I was sitting on my *** in front of my computer. Nothing like a little harmless humor to brighten up the day. :smile:

Used to work with a guy who refered to pi**ed off people as having "their *** on their shoulder" I have no idea what it means but it always made me laugh :lol:

hmmm... maybe they were pissed off because they sh*t on themselves???! No?? Perhaps? Yeah, I think so.




...then again if you believe that load of sh*t , then you'll believe anything.

Damn, am I going off topic?? You talking *** but I'm talking sh*t. :lol:

Sounds like an ***face.




I am having too much fun with these ***terisks today. SOMEBODY STOP ME!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[QUOTE=Greatbear
I am having too much fun with these ***terisks today. SOMEBODY STOP ME!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:[/QUOTE]

Try ###. It's the middle finger :lol: on the other hand.