Boxsters are for chickens
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Does anybody have the translation of the story? I mean there is one glaring question that you have all blatantly ignored thus far...
Why did the chicken cross the road
*sound of crickets chirping*
Why did the chicken cross the road
*sound of crickets chirping*
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The Mini may be small, but the inside is not a snug cockpit as I'm hankering for (and apparently the chicken was looking for a cockpit as well 
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Applause
and I liked the wishbone suspension too 
TGIF (thank gosh its frier day)
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at least it wasn't a fatal case of avian flew :impatient
Patagonian GT - I fear that I don't know the reference do tell
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As for why did the chicken cross the road, perhaps this is why the joke never starts off with "why did the chicken cross the Autobahn".
Ah, the Autobahn. Seeing those Porsches run at mid triple digits with such ease... it's like poultry in motion...
HEY! Lemme go! I know where the door is and can use it without assistance!
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I try to keep a-breast of 'em. That is, I try and keep a leg up on this sort of thing. Then again, sometimes I just wing it. 
Reminds me of a car we had towed into the shop one time. Seems some kids had been out driving around farm country at night, no lights, and came upon a cow walking the same direction in the road. Car went under cow, cow slid up hood (dirty parts first), cow went thru windshield and let loose a load of SURPRISE! all over the interior. We had it towed back out.
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Of course you can read it.
Just use your eyeballs, or glasses, or contacts, eggcetera... eggcetera...
thank you thank you
I'll be over there >>>> if ya need me
Just use your eyeballs, or glasses, or contacts, eggcetera... eggcetera...
thank you thank you
I'll be over there >>>> if ya need me
yikes that reminds me of the bird i hit on my side mirror a few
years ago on my MCS. talk about a mess on the passenger door
side window!
eek.
last year i ran over 5 birds. this year, im aiming for 7?
MCS 3 bird 0
G35C 1 bird 0
Civic 1 bird 0
years ago on my MCS. talk about a mess on the passenger door
side window!
eek.last year i ran over 5 birds. this year, im aiming for 7?
MCS 3 bird 0
G35C 1 bird 0
Civic 1 bird 0
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ew, that is a lot of birds! you put the car in carnage
I remember once playing Jackrabbit baseball in my MGB going across Nevada on I-80 at night! The dang things would be sitting on the side of the road, and they'd leap at the headlamps. I had wire stoneguards over the headlamps.
Whap!
It's could be! It looks long enough! It's outta here!
Whap!
It's could be! It looks long enough! It's outta here!
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I had a bird hit my fogs one time on the Interstate up in WY. NOT a pretty sight.
Try hitting a roadrunner some time ... those things are HARD to catch
The worst are the stupid birds on I90 in MT. They sit on the side of the road, waiting for car to come by and swoop UP in front of you to get lift. Needless to say ... some dont make it
Try hitting a roadrunner some time ... those things are HARD to catch
The worst are the stupid birds on I90 in MT. They sit on the side of the road, waiting for car to come by and swoop UP in front of you to get lift. Needless to say ... some dont make it
Ran over a pigeon once on the freeway. It was walking in the middle of the offramp. Ran right over the top of it. All I saw in the rear view mirror were feathers. A blizzard of feathers.
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The only real road kill we see around here now is deer ... they make a REAL mess as in by bye car
I kind of miss the little bits of roadkill you could pickup and take to the local Road Kill Cafe for a few bucks and make some money.
Wabbits are always good and possum.
I kind of miss the little bits of roadkill you could pickup and take to the local Road Kill Cafe for a few bucks and make some money.
Wabbits are always good and possum.
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