Junk Yard
Junk Yard
I am currently in possession of a car that does not pass smog and whose transmission is about to go out. Does anyone know of a junk yard in the Bay Area that would actually give me some sort of cash for this car? I've only found places that offer to take it for free.
The engine, brakes, body panels, and glass are all useable so I don't want to just give up the car for free. Any help would be much appreciated!
The engine, brakes, body panels, and glass are all useable so I don't want to just give up the car for free. Any help would be much appreciated!
As Adam Sandler once said...
Piece of **** car
I got a piece of **** car
That ****in' pile of ****
Never gets me very far
My car's a big piece of ****
'Cause the shocks are ****ing shot
And my seatbelt's ****ing broken
I got to tie it in a knot
(It's a piece of ****)
I can't see through the windshield
'Cause it's got a big ****ing' crack
And the interior smells real bad
'Cause my friend puked in the back
(It's a piece of ****)
(Piece of **** car)
Piece of **** car
(He's got a piece of **** car)
It sucks royal ****
(That ****in' pile of ****)
100% crap
(Never gets him very far)
Oh **** you car
It's got no CD player, it only got the 8-track
Whoever designed my car can lick my sweaty nut sack
(They can bite his *** too)
And I got no ****in' brakes
I'm always way out of control
Eleven times a day I hear "Hey, watch it *******"
(You ****in' piece of ****)
(Piece of **** car)
I got piece of **** car
(He got a piece of **** car)
Diesel gas sucks my ***
(That ****in' pile of ****)
That pile of metal ****
(Never gets him very far)
Oh what the **** did I do
What the **** did I do
What the **** did I do
To get stuck with you
You're too wide for drive-thru
And you smell like the shoe
But I'm too broke to buy something new
Oh **** me
Well the engine likes to flood
The car always ****in' stalls
And the seat cushion's got a big rip
So a spring always pokes the *****
(Ouch, ouch, ouch)
Plus the door locks are busted
I gotta use a ****ing coat hanger
(What a pain in his ***)
And if a girlie sees my car
There's no chance I'll ever bang her
(He never ever gets da *****)
Hey shut up
(Piece of **** car)
You piece of **** car
You piece of **** car
(Piece of **** car)
Bald ****in' tires
(You got a piece of **** car)
No rearview ****ing mirror
(Piece of **** car)
Seven different colors
(You got a piece of **** car)
****ing rag for a gas cap
(Piece of **** car)
Tailpipe makes the sparks fly everywhere
(You got a piece of **** car)
(Piece of **** car)
(You got a piece of **** car)
(Piece of **** car)
Oh the whole town thinks I'm a loser
(You got a piece of **** car)
Cabby give me a push
(Piece of **** car...)
Piece of **** car
I got a piece of **** car
That ****in' pile of ****
Never gets me very far
My car's a big piece of ****
'Cause the shocks are ****ing shot
And my seatbelt's ****ing broken
I got to tie it in a knot
(It's a piece of ****)
I can't see through the windshield
'Cause it's got a big ****ing' crack
And the interior smells real bad
'Cause my friend puked in the back
(It's a piece of ****)
(Piece of **** car)
Piece of **** car
(He's got a piece of **** car)
It sucks royal ****
(That ****in' pile of ****)
100% crap
(Never gets him very far)
Oh **** you car
It's got no CD player, it only got the 8-track
Whoever designed my car can lick my sweaty nut sack
(They can bite his *** too)
And I got no ****in' brakes
I'm always way out of control
Eleven times a day I hear "Hey, watch it *******"
(You ****in' piece of ****)
(Piece of **** car)
I got piece of **** car
(He got a piece of **** car)
Diesel gas sucks my ***
(That ****in' pile of ****)
That pile of metal ****
(Never gets him very far)
Oh what the **** did I do
What the **** did I do
What the **** did I do
To get stuck with you
You're too wide for drive-thru
And you smell like the shoe
But I'm too broke to buy something new
Oh **** me
Well the engine likes to flood
The car always ****in' stalls
And the seat cushion's got a big rip
So a spring always pokes the *****
(Ouch, ouch, ouch)
Plus the door locks are busted
I gotta use a ****ing coat hanger
(What a pain in his ***)
And if a girlie sees my car
There's no chance I'll ever bang her
(He never ever gets da *****)
Hey shut up
(Piece of **** car)
You piece of **** car
You piece of **** car
(Piece of **** car)
Bald ****in' tires
(You got a piece of **** car)
No rearview ****ing mirror
(Piece of **** car)
Seven different colors
(You got a piece of **** car)
****ing rag for a gas cap
(Piece of **** car)
Tailpipe makes the sparks fly everywhere
(You got a piece of **** car)
(Piece of **** car)
(You got a piece of **** car)
(Piece of **** car)
Oh the whole town thinks I'm a loser
(You got a piece of **** car)
Cabby give me a push
(Piece of **** car...)
LMAO, that brings back memories. I had to open iTunes and give it a listen, that piece of s*** song is funny as hell!!!!
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