Navigation & Audio MINI Cooper wall thread, version 2
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hahahaha that was a pretty good one nate 
Not to many Texas Jew jokes.
A Jewish Texan buys a round of drinks for all in the bar and announces that his wife has just given birth to a baby boy weighing 20 pounds which even for a Texan is atypical. Congratulations shower him from all around, and many exclamations of "Wow!" are heard. A woman faints due to sympathy pains.
Two weeks later, he returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say, you're the father of the Texas baby who weighed 20 pounds at birth. How is he doing? What does he weigh now?"
The proud father answers, "Fifteen pounds."
The bartender is both puzzled and concerned. "Why? What happened? He already weighed 20 pounds at birth. How is it he lost so much weight?"
The Texas father takes a slow swig from his long-neck Lone Star, wipes his lips on his shirtsleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says, "Had the bris."
A Jewish Texan buys a round of drinks for all in the bar and announces that his wife has just given birth to a baby boy weighing 20 pounds which even for a Texan is atypical. Congratulations shower him from all around, and many exclamations of "Wow!" are heard. A woman faints due to sympathy pains.
Two weeks later, he returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say, you're the father of the Texas baby who weighed 20 pounds at birth. How is he doing? What does he weigh now?"
The proud father answers, "Fifteen pounds."
The bartender is both puzzled and concerned. "Why? What happened? He already weighed 20 pounds at birth. How is it he lost so much weight?"
The Texas father takes a slow swig from his long-neck Lone Star, wipes his lips on his shirtsleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says, "Had the bris."
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Not to many Texas Jew jokes.
A Jewish Texan buys a round of drinks for all in the bar and announces that his wife has just given birth to a baby boy weighing 20 pounds which even for a Texan is atypical. Congratulations shower him from all around, and many exclamations of "Wow!" are heard. A woman faints due to sympathy pains.
Two weeks later, he returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say, you're the father of the Texas baby who weighed 20 pounds at birth. How is he doing? What does he weigh now?"
The proud father answers, "Fifteen pounds."
The bartender is both puzzled and concerned. "Why? What happened? He already weighed 20 pounds at birth. How is it he lost so much weight?"
The Texas father takes a slow swig from his long-neck Lone Star, wipes his lips on his shirtsleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says, "Had the bris."
A Jewish Texan buys a round of drinks for all in the bar and announces that his wife has just given birth to a baby boy weighing 20 pounds which even for a Texan is atypical. Congratulations shower him from all around, and many exclamations of "Wow!" are heard. A woman faints due to sympathy pains.
Two weeks later, he returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say, you're the father of the Texas baby who weighed 20 pounds at birth. How is he doing? What does he weigh now?"
The proud father answers, "Fifteen pounds."
The bartender is both puzzled and concerned. "Why? What happened? He already weighed 20 pounds at birth. How is it he lost so much weight?"
The Texas father takes a slow swig from his long-neck Lone Star, wipes his lips on his shirtsleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says, "Had the bris."
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A Texas man told the bartender his wife had given birth to a baby boy weighing 25 lbs. “That is astonishing,” said the bartender. “This is Texas,” said the new father, “and in Texas everything is big.” Ten days later the new father came back to the bar. “How much does the baby weigh now?” said the bartender. “17 lbs.,” said the new father. “How is that possible?” said the bartender. “How could the boy have lost so much weight?” Replied the new father, “We had him circumcised.”
Hey Nate,
My joke is 5 lbs better at the start and 2 lbs better in the end.
Hey Nate,
My joke is 5 lbs better at the start and 2 lbs better in the end.
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Are you sure? Does it have anything to do with these guys getting upset at him:
http://www.caraudio.com/forum/showth...=227379&page=3?
http://www.caraudio.com/forum/showth...=227379&page=3?
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Are you sure? Does it have anything to do with these guys getting upset at him:
http://www.caraudio.com/forum/showth...=227379&page=3?
http://www.caraudio.com/forum/showth...=227379&page=3?
Are you sure? Does it have anything to do with these guys getting upset at him:
http://www.caraudio.com/forum/showth...=227379&page=3?
http://www.caraudio.com/forum/showth...=227379&page=3?
Btw how old are you? Real classy...
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Really, over a year ago? So he's been acting that way for a while? What exactly are you finding sad? Your erroneous assumption that I searched for his name?
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http://www.floridaspl.com/forums/showthread.php?t=3335
i hate to say it folks, but from the looks of it this build may never get finished.
the 97 Explorer was an incomplete...
maybe the kid should look into community college or a trade school
and if you're too lazy to google
http://www.google.com/search?source=...q=pimpedout97x
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would you feel better if you had a more current issue of Pimped's progress to read.
http://www.floridaspl.com/forums/showthread.php?t=3335
i hate to say it folks, but from the looks of it this build may never get finished.
the 97 Explorer was an incomplete...
maybe the kid should look into community college or a trade school
and if you're too lazy to google
http://www.google.com/search?source=...q=pimpedout97x
http://www.floridaspl.com/forums/showthread.php?t=3335
i hate to say it folks, but from the looks of it this build may never get finished.
the 97 Explorer was an incomplete...
maybe the kid should look into community college or a trade school
and if you're too lazy to google
http://www.google.com/search?source=...q=pimpedout97x
http://www.explorerforum.com/forums/...d.php?t=182301
I wonder how he gets to and from work to pay for all the goodies he keeps buying and not installing?
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Yea, looks like he has a history of hacking the crap out of cars then leaving them for dead.
http://www.explorerforum.com/forums/...d.php?t=182301
I wonder how he gets to and from work to pay for all the goodies he keeps buying and not installing?
http://www.explorerforum.com/forums/...d.php?t=182301
I wonder how he gets to and from work to pay for all the goodies he keeps buying and not installing?
but then again... he might try to glue speakers on it
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OK...with all the off-topic banter, jokes, and continuing harassment I think we're done with this thread. Regardless of the circumstances of how this thread started thanks to everyone for making the site less helpful, more hostile, and assisting new comers interested in the MINI in changing their purchasing decision to something else.
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