HI.
3rd Gear
Joined: Mar 2006
Posts: 230
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From: Portland, OR
Tyler has obviously been compromised and is therefore lost to us now so do what you will to him, but please remember to feed his dogs. You might also check in with his girlfriend from time to time. Please ask Mr. Wallace where he plans on registering for his wedding gifts and what his opinion is on re-gifting. (may finally be able to get rid of the singing fish wall hanging)
6th Gear
Joined: Jul 2004
Posts: 1,261
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From: NOT Lalaland, CA
He must have snuck in and used the computer when he sent polklifer to fetch more beer! At least we now know that polklifer doesn't have him in shackles!
Wait a minute, wait just one freaking minute ...
Has anyone ever seen Tyler AND Polklifer together? Like in the same room or at the same 7-11? I thought not.
I propose that in deed Mr. Tyler Wallace and this supposed newbie Polklifer are in fact one and the same. I thought the handwriting look too similar to be a mere coincidence. Come to think about it, have you ever seen Tyler and Dianna Ross at the same event?
We, my fellow NAMers, are being had. Tyler is in fact holding himself hostage. This is without doubt a panicked reaction to the upcoming marriage. Perhaps there are things that Tyler has not yet told his bride-to-be; deep, dark, nasty things. Things I would pay good money to watch on video but which may not play well to a desired spouse. I'm guessing it involves unnatural acts with peanut butter and origami.
Has anyone ever seen Tyler AND Polklifer together? Like in the same room or at the same 7-11? I thought not.
I propose that in deed Mr. Tyler Wallace and this supposed newbie Polklifer are in fact one and the same. I thought the handwriting look too similar to be a mere coincidence. Come to think about it, have you ever seen Tyler and Dianna Ross at the same event?
We, my fellow NAMers, are being had. Tyler is in fact holding himself hostage. This is without doubt a panicked reaction to the upcoming marriage. Perhaps there are things that Tyler has not yet told his bride-to-be; deep, dark, nasty things. Things I would pay good money to watch on video but which may not play well to a desired spouse. I'm guessing it involves unnatural acts with peanut butter and origami.
So I'm sitting here, kind of melancholy over our lost friend, wondering about his adventures, misadventures, pleasent experiences and those not so. Whatever became of the lad with the bright, if oh so silent future. A flash in the pan some might say, a candle in the wind, gone without leaving a trace. But I say a candle that burns twice as bright, burns twice as fast and Tyler, through the most briefest of contact has left us all wondering about the meaning of it all. Love of self, love of others and love of dogs, what does it all mean? I think Tyler says it best "I am, therefore I matter".
OVERDRIVE
Joined: Aug 2006
Posts: 12,326
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From: PA
TYLER !!!!! Your captors have released you !!!!! YAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So... did you read this whole thread ? Did you see how concerned we were for your well being and how badly we missed you ? (SOME of us more than others).
I think it was my offer of dining on the webpage that did the trick. Now... somebody please get me a BIG glass of water and pass the salt. Thanks.
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mmmmmmmmm.... that first post was pretty good. The fifth one was awful though... what the heck was that, Maybee ?? Yuck.
So... did you read this whole thread ? Did you see how concerned we were for your well being and how badly we missed you ? (SOME of us more than others).
I think it was my offer of dining on the webpage that did the trick. Now... somebody please get me a BIG glass of water and pass the salt. Thanks.
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mmmmmmmmm.... that first post was pretty good. The fifth one was awful though... what the heck was that, Maybee ?? Yuck.
3rd Gear
Joined: Mar 2006
Posts: 230
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From: Portland, OR
OMG, you don't know who Tyler is? EVERYONE knows about Tyler! That would be like saying, OK, who's Elvis? Who's Oprah? Who's MINIclo? I mean, there are some people that you just KNOW about! Maybe now that Tyler has been found/released/regained consciousness/returned from vacation/finished working overtime you'll remember him. The sheer number of posts he has made should be enough to show you how important he is to NAM.
OMG, I'm sooooo happy. My eyes are well'n I'm so gell'n.
My faith in humanity has been resurrected and I can finally sleep.
I can't wait to hear the tales that Tyler will no doubt go on and on about, sometimes he's a bit verbose, but interesting none the less.
Mr. Wallace I'm so glad you are alive, and around - don't you ever scare me like that again or so help me I'll ...
Hey Tyler, we got you a welcome home present, but you have to guess what it is before you get it. Care to give it a go?
My faith in humanity has been resurrected and I can finally sleep.
I can't wait to hear the tales that Tyler will no doubt go on and on about, sometimes he's a bit verbose, but interesting none the less.
Mr. Wallace I'm so glad you are alive, and around - don't you ever scare me like that again or so help me I'll ...
Hey Tyler, we got you a welcome home present, but you have to guess what it is before you get it. Care to give it a go?
