You know, if Tyler is an MA, he's probably pretty busy with all the new 07s. This might not have been the best time to decide to take a vacation!

 

Maybee we should contact the psychic woman that appears on Montel. I'm sure she scan pick-up on one of them!

 

It does seem a little irresponsible of Tyler to run off like this right when his employer needs him the most. Doesn't seem to fit the behavior of Tyler I know.
Do you think, god forbid, it could be foul-play? Some parts of Denver can be pretty dangerous. I hope someone hasn't knocked him off or bludgeoned him into memory loss. What if Tyler and his girl did not reconcile their issues and she whacked him? I'm getting worried again. The more I think on it the less I believe he is off vacationing with his girl.

designerMINI, can you contact the psychic and ask for her help with the whereabouts of Tyler? I'm sure we can ask other NAMers to pitch-in to cover her costs. I know we are all worried about Tyler and want to get to the bottom of all this.

 

Maybe we should get some decals made and put them on all our minis..."Have you seen Tyler?"...

 

I think that is an excellent idea! What about milk cartons too - anybody remember what Tyler actually looks like?

 

I call the Dairy Packaging people and they are ready to run 10,000,000 cartons. Should be at rest areas and McDonalds by the morning!

 

That is just an amazing expression of human compassion and genuine concern for a fellow NAMer. Thank you so much designerMINI!
I'm going to call Oprah on Monday if Tyler still has not contacted us. I think we should probably let the FBI and Interpol know the situation and perhaps some fliers can be distributed at MINI dealerships around the world. Does anybody know how to write "Seeking Tyler Wallace" in Burmese?

 

Wow...two posts and the guys a celeb!! Cool!

 

Come on man, you know it is not about how many posts you've got but the quality. If you look at the body of work Tyler has left us, we have been graced by his perfection, charmed by his wit and honored to called him a fellow NAMer.

 

I'm starting to wonder if maybe Tyler isn't a figment of MiniMaybee's imagination

You don't know how to make soap, do you?

 

Do we have a photo to start posting at gas stations and vynl stickers for the boot?

 

Yes, but I need human fat.
But that is besides the point, if you're simply going to hinder our search, then please leave. I'm sure Tyler will not hold any grudges when he is found, but don't expect kudos from me if you're not helping.

I think designerMINI's excellent rendition of Tyler is the best we have right now.

 

Yes, but if Tyler is an MA and he's in Colorado we should be able to track him down easily enough, right? (...the poor devil!!)

 

Ok so he's an MA, Why not...........Email the dealer? This should have been case closed a while ago, I'm understanding Tracy's concern.

 

See, I told you. Next thing you know all the buildings in the financial district will be blown up.

 

Or check the dealer web site. You're right...case closed.

 

I live about three miles from the dealer here in Denver so I could drive up there and ask. But what if he has purposely been ditching work, wouldn't want to bring attention to it and cause him any problems. Dang, this is a tough one, what to do? Also, what if he was so distraught after his girl friend dumped him that his job performance suffered enough for him to be fired? Wouldn't that be awkward? No, I think it best that we bring him in ourselves don't you?

 

Well if he ever does check back in he'll be in for a big surprise!!

 

Wouldn't contacting the dealer be bringing him in yourself? Could even plan it as a meet for moral support and motoring fun. (But base don this thread I'd reccomend a phone call and E-mail and PM before showing up at his work)

 

Very True!

 

Well, I still think the milk cartons, Oprah, FBI, Interpol, fliers and vinyl stickers are the way to go. I'd like to just keep it simple and not embarrass him if at all possible.

Oh and billboards, I forgot to mention the billboards and street people wearing placards.

 

now that would be bordering on stalkerish! *goes and checks* oh, you're right!

 

Your tact and discretion are exemplary.

 

Would spray painting the elephants at the circus be too much? Yeah it would probably be too much. But we could drop messages into bottles and tie little fliers to pigeons.

 

Skywriting may be useful, too!!!