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Old 07-12-2004, 03:35 PM
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Anyone else pull the shift **** off during "spirited" driving?

Just had a Lancer OZ (heh, I know, slow car) try to walk away from me around a tight 1st gear 90 degree turn... when I was going by him (legal passing zone) I went from first to 2nd... squealed the tires nice and suddenly I was holding the shift **** at about shoulder level. Annoying. Fit it back on by feel (while still accelerating, of course) in time for the 2-3 shift, then whacked it into place before easing off and going into 4th.

Anyone else have this happen? Or am I just too used to waylaying my supercharged Mustang GT and transfering that overly aggressive shifting to my handling finesse car?
 
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Old 07-12-2004, 03:49 PM
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Me thinks you need to get a grip
 
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either that of better glue...... plus, obviouslu¿y STOP PLAYING WITH YOUR ****!!! It is liable to make you blind......
 
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Old 07-12-2004, 05:23 PM
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Hah! Not my fault the damn thing is a slip fit and not a proper screw on device! Proven fact that screwing is much better than yanking.
 
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plus god kills a kitten everytime you pull off your ****.

god is so cruel...
 

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I'm probably going to get flamed for this, but I did this with my Whalen, on one of my first mountain drives. Somehow I was playing with the ****, probably pulling up on the sleeve as I waited for us to get going, and I wasn't paying attention. Then when I proceeded to shift into first gear as I noticed the front car pulling away, I had the **** in my hand. It's never happened again, and I can only attribute that to my own fault for being mindless, and enjoying the feel of something so cool, when I should have been paying attention to my driving.

Originally Posted by 2Cool
Just had a Lancer OZ (heh, I know, slow car) try to walk away from me around a tight 1st gear 90 degree turn... when I was going by him (legal passing zone) I went from first to 2nd... squealed the tires nice and suddenly I was holding the shift **** at about shoulder level. Annoying. Fit it back on by feel (while still accelerating, of course) in time for the 2-3 shift, then whacked it into place before easing off and going into 4th.

Anyone else have this happen? Or am I just too used to waylaying my supercharged Mustang GT and transfering that overly aggressive shifting to my handling finesse car?
 
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Originally Posted by OctaneGuy
I'm probably going to get flamed for this, but I did this with my Whalen, on one of my first mountain drives. Somehow I was playing with the ****, probably pulling up on the sleeve as I waited for us to get going, and I wasn't paying attention. Then when I proceeded to shift into first gear as I noticed the front car pulling away, I had the **** in my hand. It's never happened again, and I can only attribute that to my own fault for being mindless, and enjoying the feel of something so cool, when I should have been paying attention to my driving.
Like I said....QUIT PLAYING WITH YOUR ****...... I swear, you're gonna go blind.....

speaking of shift *****, so I am building mah race car and I go to my friend's machine shop and make this really trick aluminum threaded rod to which I attach this nifty knurled hand grip. Three races later, the sucker breaks in the middle of a race..... now I have a REAL cool 7/8" grade 8 bolt! the hell with my glove......and with cool looking thingys....
 
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There has been some studies that indicate the frequency of "release" reduces the risk of prostate cancer.

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So guys, your future health might really be in your hands.

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^^ I knew it! This confirms my "intuition"

I admit I do hold my **** while driving sometimes; it just feels so nice and big and hard in my hand I'm never one to ruthless abuse my ****, however, and as such, I've never pulled it off its shaft! (whew, thank goodness for that!)
 
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Holding your **** while driving might prevent some men's prostate from going bad.....but the crash would surely kill them......
 
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Old 07-13-2004, 03:09 AM
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This quick release problem you’re having is known better premature knobulation.
 
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Old 07-13-2004, 10:30 AM
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Originally Posted by 2Cool
...and suddenly I was holding the shift **** at about shoulder level...
I understand that there's a replacement **** covered under warranty. Pull off the **** (wince), and there's two tabs inside. I put an o-ring around the outside of these so that the interference fit was tighter.

Ooof. Man the jokes are gonna be bad after this one....

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Taco Bell usually makes me replace my O-Ring, not pulling off my ****.
 
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Ducky,


You O-ringed your shaft??!!! Ouch !

Oh the humanity, er no... oh the Eunich-ity.
 
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>...and suddenly I was holding the shift **** at about shoulder level.



Ive yet to grab my ball that hard.
 
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Originally Posted by MGCMAN
Ducky,

You O-ringed your shaft??!!! Ouch !

Oh the humanity, er no... oh the Eunich-ity.
LOL! You're going to make me spill my drink.

And no one jumps on 'interference fit'? You guys are slacking!
 
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Bwaaahaaaahaaaaahaaaaa! ROTFLMAO

Being a chick, (and no spring chicken) I don't worry too much about pulling my **** off, but can't imagine how you managed to yank that thing off while driving! You must have been playing with it before that.
'Cause I just replaced the shift boot on my car today, and it takes more than a one-two yank to pull that ball loose. A little more finesse did the job though.

And now my car has nice new leather boots.

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Yeeecccchhh! Now I have to pour out my really expensive bottle of **** Creek Whiskey. Damn you guys and your **** yankin'.

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Originally Posted by 2Cool
Just had a Lancer OZ (heh, I know, slow car) try to walk away from me around a tight 1st gear 90 degree turn... when I was going by him (legal passing zone) I went from first to 2nd... squealed the tires nice and suddenly I was holding the shift **** at about shoulder level. Annoying. Fit it back on by feel (while still accelerating, of course) in time for the 2-3 shift, then whacked it into place before easing off and going into 4th.


Anyone else have this happen? Or am I just too used to waylaying my supercharged Mustang GT and transfering that overly aggressive shifting to my handling finesse car?


All joking aside this is a very common thing among BMWs with the same type shift ****. The problem is the **** simply clicks into place and over time it loosens up. A friend of mine has a BMW 318 that has the **** come off in my hand every time I do an even slightly harder than average shift. You can solve the problem by getting a Whalen **** or some other kind that has a set screw (UUC), either way will keep the **** on.
 
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Old 07-24-2004, 12:33 AM
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i was driving spritedly thru an old naval air base station when i suddenly found my oem **** in my hand. slid it back on and continued shifting, but eventually on close inspection saw that it had actually cracked thru the plastic threading.

a month or two earlier i had the b&m short shifter installed and had requested the oem **** to be retained as i liked its larger rounded feel. after cracking it, i had to resort to the b&m **** and actually liked the slightly smaller, more squarish feel. and best of all the cool metallic feel.

and i haven't had any ****-slipping since.
 
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Old 07-24-2004, 05:17 AM
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This is the funniest thread in a long while.

What was the original question again?
 
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Thats strange, I just did a Google search on "Yanking my ****" and was directed to this thred.
 
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Two years plus with the MC and never had a problem with the **** coming off the stem. When you shift, hold your **** and push the stick forward or back horizontally (depending on whether you're upshifting or downshifting), not applying upward, i.e., pulling, pressure on the ****.

Some people also hold their **** palm up instead of palm down. The former is certain to increase the likelihood of your pulling your **** off.

And no, you won't go blind because of this
 
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318 curves in 11 miles, and I resisted the urge to pull my **** off - several times around! I surely yanked it many times though
 


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