I don't know about that (that was pretty funny BEAVR) If a woman likes you she likes you. Be yourself because in the end yourself (the real you) will come out anyway. Besides.... a relationship can't be built around a car. Could you imagine a world in which your at your parents 50th anniversary where your mother said she liked your father because of his wood paneled station wagon that got a whopping 19 mpg!!!!!

 

Or am I being to generous on the MPG?

 

You should have been like "are you a model...'cause you look like a model" then kicked her in the shin and punched her in the face. One of those opposite of an uppercut punches so she's sure to hit the ground face first. Grab your trusty knife and begin shaving her head. But not before you go downtown and check to make sure she's not a man. After you finish shaving her head write 6 of the 7 digits of your phone number on her forehead with a felt pen. Where does the last number go? The back of her head of course. Also don't forget to draw the Mini symbol around her bellybutton. She'll probably be passed out for about 10 minutes so act quick. Once complete, gather all her hair and run away. She'll call you for sure.

 

 

WTF...... I will assume youre joking. Im really laughing my *** off. You aint really phsyco are you

 

absolute genious.. not enough of this kind of logic in the world.. one time i kicked a girl in the gut fter she asked for directions and now we are married..

 

Sweet Moses, that made me laugh. And puke. A little bit, in my mouth.