I went to Memphis with a friend. When we left our room to head to a party, this is what I saw as we were heading to my car.

 

The drivers of both those bloated things would tell you how unsafe being in your MINI is given half the chance I deal with it all the time down here

 

I wonder if they parked there in hopes of poking fun at you if they have a chance to catch you leaving the parking lot? If they do, I suggest saying "Yeah, it's tiny but I won't be paying (insert your favorite gas station's name) $50 a week to run it like you!"

 

Yep, I know your battle...