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Old Nov 22, 2006 | 08:57 AM
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I guess R56 owners could get a sticker that says: "Lose 22 lbs, fatty"
Already done and my bonnet doesn't look bloated ethier


oohh this could get ugly...
 
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Old Nov 22, 2006 | 10:18 AM
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MINIs don't have "hoods", they have bonnets.
 
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Old Nov 22, 2006 | 10:25 AM
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I'm up for some rivalry between gens, but no Civil Wars, please. I still don't think the US has recovered from the first one in some areas...
 
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Old Nov 22, 2006 | 10:40 AM
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Originally Posted by Big Daddy

How about another sticker that just says "FUNXIONAL"?
I think I have a better idea for my scoop sticker ( a little play on words)....

FUNtunnel
 
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Old Nov 22, 2006 | 10:52 AM
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"Insert air here"

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Old Nov 22, 2006 | 11:21 AM
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Sorry Tüls, that would be cool
 
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Old Nov 22, 2006 | 12:01 PM
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fun thread.........one of the funniest ones in quite a while
 
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Old Nov 22, 2006 | 12:03 PM
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Originally Posted by polizei
"Insert air here"

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I like that one, too.
 
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Old Nov 22, 2006 | 03:15 PM
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I like that this is good-natured at the outset. I'm sure once the R56 rolls in and people start spouting opinions, things will get more hairy.

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Old Nov 22, 2006 | 05:03 PM
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In order to be fair to the R56 owners there should also be a hood scoop decal that says Fake Hood Scoop.
 
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Old Nov 22, 2006 | 05:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Larry Clemens
In order to be fair to the R56 owners there should also be a hood scoop decal that says Fake Hood Scoop.
 
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Old Nov 22, 2006 | 06:51 PM
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So can we future R56 owners play?

How about decals to place on our PLASTIC C Pillars that say "Insert Glass Here."
 
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Old Nov 22, 2006 | 07:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Fullpint
How about decals to place on our PLASTIC C Pillars that say "Insert Glass Here."


It'll go great with the decal that says "just4show" on the hood scoop?
 
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Old Nov 22, 2006 | 07:05 PM
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Uh oh!!!!

This is going to turn into the Classic Mini vs. MINI lol! Oh no.

"Less Plastic" comes to mind.

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Old Nov 22, 2006 | 07:06 PM
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I will offer a sticker to the R56 owners too. It will say "Fake Hood Scoop.
 
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Old Nov 22, 2006 | 07:18 PM
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This thread started out funny then quickly went down the shi##er
 
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Old Nov 22, 2006 | 07:26 PM
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Ok im lost the r56 hood scoop is non functional as the r53 is fully functional Im lost also on the year where r56 kicks in and the r53 cuts off blah blah ect. also any know about the turbo minis going to be faster than the SC?
 
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Old Nov 22, 2006 | 07:31 PM
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Just a thought for all the "ricers" have a sticker that says "VINAL ADDS HORSEPOWER!"
 
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Old Nov 22, 2006 | 07:34 PM
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Hey wait a minute!

Shouldn't it say Bonnet Scoop? :D
 
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Old Nov 22, 2006 | 07:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Phantom
Ok im lost the r56 hood scoop is non functional as the r53 is fully functional Im lost also on the year where r56 kicks in and the r53 cuts off blah blah ect. also any know about the turbo minis going to be faster than the SC?
R50/53 is from '02 to '06. The R56 is from "07 on. Turbo is generally faster than SC's, and the specs say it is lighter, has more HP/Torque.
 
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Old Nov 22, 2006 | 07:43 PM
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Originally Posted by JustJAY
R50/53 is from '02 to '06. The R56 is from "07 on. Turbo is generally faster than SC's, and the specs say it is lighter, has more HP/Torque.

So, basically, R56 owners should have a bumper sticker with an arrow pointing to their exhaust saying,"Choke on this'" for those R53 owners who'll be breathing in our fumes with their functional hoodscoops.
 
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Old Nov 23, 2006 | 06:00 AM
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Originally Posted by Big Daddy
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Ummm...I dunno about this one...
 
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Old Nov 23, 2006 | 06:16 AM
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You can say all you want about how much better Turbo is the fact remains one of the key characteristics of the MCS is the SC Whine
 
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Old Nov 23, 2006 | 01:58 PM
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How about "turbos suck hot air" or, for the R56, "not Neon powered".
 
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Old Nov 23, 2006 | 02:36 PM
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ZZZzzzzzzzzzz - I started this thread and now I am begging someone to please close it!
 
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