sounds like bs to me...still waiting to hear about the "source" of this "info"...if there is one.
and Art? pleeeeez keep your descriptions to yerself...blecchhh!

 

Please tell me I'm dreaming and this thread is not really happening...

 

I'm going to stay 21 forever, after reading this thread. I may gouge out my eyes as well.

 

Oh man, who knew so many of you've had hemorrhoids.

Y'all need to eat more oatmeal.

 

You've got issues. Really.

There's your solution. Sit on a shrinky dink, then go for a nice long motor with the seat heaters on. Voila!

Best response yet! (though closing the window would probably be more effective, and definitely less painful.)


I'm thinking GregO is fishing, and he hooked a big one!

 

Never heard of Gregs problem but I notice a higher occurance of "false alarm" pit stops when the heated seats where used on long trips. Last trip I folded a towel and sat on it, eliminated the issue while keeping my back nice and warm and muscles loose. I could see where sitting on you rear would cause trouble but it wouldn't be a result of the heat.

 

 

^^ ^^

Some of you have emoticons for EVERYthing !

 

Given the numerous other weird subjects covered by NAMmers, the only thing about this thread that I find at all surprising is the fact that it's actually taking place outside the heavy fortification of OT.

 

... please someone stop this....

 

Kind of like watching a train wreck, right ? It's horrifying and gruesome but you just can't not click on the thread.

 

I say we call the Myth Busters to test this one.

Cheers,
Jack

 

If I get 'em from my heated car seats, does the Mini warranty cover the treatment?

Another question, ---anybody else notice that the heat from the car seats is uneven? The right side of my butt seems to get much more toasty than the left, especially on the outside of the theighs.

 

if he's that desparate for attention, then...well...that's very sad. Pathetic, really.

 

no hemorroids yet but i do get sort of an "upset stomach" (if you know what i mean) if i leave them on for too long.. thats why the heated seats werent the deal maker for me.. i kno mercury has a car with cooled seats- that would give me some problems too ha ha- I HAVE A SENSITIVE STOMACH!:impatient

 

Actually, I think this topic is sorta appropriate since 17th century UK folks really loved potty humour.

 

is this NAM or HAM (Hemmorroid American Males).... if this is you, than go see the doc and get it taking care of. dont wait til pinnacle inflammation.. this will kill'ya!!!!

so how does your mini ride with HAM? :-0

 

I have avoided looking in here but finally couldn't stop myself. I thought GregO was having a technical problem with his heat seats and that it was a pain in the buttocks. The truth was much worse.

 

bump . . . oops, sorry

 

I think the modding may contribute to the piles - after all there is a lot of butt dynoing going on as a result

 

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Where I come from -40F happens, and I've never had any issue with the seats, see

Mark

 

This thread is too funny...

 

This is rediculous..... I have heard of heated seats catching fire though.....

 

. . . strain . . .

 

LIKE WOW...HEAT WILL SURELY CAUSE FOR ADDITIONAL AND CONTINUED
SWELLING....YUKKKK...!!!