Janis Joplin might have wanted a Mercedes-Benz, but since we want MINI's I thought I would start this song. Feel free to add verses. Maybe someone with more vocal ability than me can convert these into a CD.


Oh Lord, won't you buy me a MINI Cooper,
My friends all drive Porsches, .. they're not all that super,
Worked hard all my lifetime, spent no time on the "pooper",
So Lord, won't you buy me a MINI Cooper.

Oh Lord, won't you buy me a little fast car?
Driving is "fun", don't have to go far,
Saving money for gas, to spend at the bar
So Lord, won't you buy me a little fast car?

Oh Lord, won't you let me drive on the Dragon?
I'll watch the curves, so my tail won't be waggin,
Prove that you love me and get me out of the cabin,
Oh Lord, won't you let me drive on the Dragon?

Oh Lord, won't you buy me a little MINI?
I need something fast and don't have any,
Worked hard all my life, but don't have a penny,
Oh Lord, won't you buy me a little MINI?

im more for the s/c whine than whiners.

let's throw some mods into that lyric.

CAI CAI CAI
15% pulley...


hmm i dont think that rhymes