Made to drive a brand new shiny Mini behind a slow mov'n, oil burn'n green Dodge Caravan through Deals' Gap for eternity!

 

Oh the living Dante's Inferno !

 

Being tied to a chair and having to watch.....

 

There are no MINIs in hell...why do you think they call it HELL?

 

! IKES ! Jerry

2minis - lay down that mouse,real quiet like, back off from your computer . . .

 

it would be ordering your MINI and waiting for eternity for it to come. missing boats, stuck at the vpc, lost on the truck.....

i don't even want to think about it.

 

If Detroit ruled the world

 

Having "performance Mods" done to your MINI by the same people that introduced us to the Aztec. HA ! Tent option anyone ??

 

You're naked, except for a postal carrier's cap and you're locked in a yard with a thousand toothless dogs.

-J

 

Oh, this is easy:

Having to live in the house of The Surreal Life, only replacing Brande Roderick with Anna Nicole.

 

A message on my answering machine saying I've won a date with Anna Nicole Smith, Ozzy will come by my house at 7:30 to chauffeur me in his new Aztec, followed by dinner at McDonalds then to her house to watch a video of Cats and Dogs over and over and over and over.........

 

>>There are no MINIs in hell...why do you think they call it HELL?

 

108 degrees 95% humidity
Spakling the ceiling and hanging wallpaper at the same time
Rap music playing
Kids standing next to you screaming
Drive a Plymouth Scamp to work for Buck 0 Five an hour

 

HOT

 

Grouting unsealed slate tiles. Think I'm kidding? Ever tried it??

R

 

Straight roads. No pubs or bars.

 

>>Straight roads. No pubs or bars.
i don't like your idea of hell

 

I've always said when I go to hell it'll be endless typing on a manual typewriter and no white out!

 

Isn't hell ment to be a place we don't want to go? Bendy roads and lots of Pubs/ Bars would be heaven. The barmaids would be Miss Kournikova and Miss Electra. It would be called the Naked barmaid Bar

 

i always thought i would see all my friends in hell at the big party

 

I live in Cambridge, England.
If you want to know what Hell looks like then come on over

 

I think hell would be cold....I would WAY rather be hot than cold.
There would be Muzac continuously playing no matter where I went and the only show that you could watch on TV would be old episodes of Cop Rock.
I would be handcuffed to Carrot Top.....and there would be no way for me to get free.
And I would be forced to drive an Aztek....one WITHOUT the camping package!!!!

 

>>I live in Cambridge, England.
>>If you want to know what Hell looks like then come on over
I've been to England.......you win
I was there once when it was that week you call summer

 

>I've been to England.......you win
>I was there once when it was that week you call summer


I am trying to remember that week.......was it in 1996? Its been winter ever since.

 

>>I live in Cambridge, England.
>>If you want to know what Hell looks like then come on over