R50/53 A Series of Unfortunate Events
I bought this tool from Harbor Freight.
https://www.harborfreight.com/disc-b...-pc-63264.html
It turns the piston as it pushes it back into the caliper, just like the BMW tool and it works on a lot of different cars.
https://www.harborfreight.com/disc-b...-pc-63264.html
It turns the piston as it pushes it back into the caliper, just like the BMW tool and it works on a lot of different cars.

The rotors had a huge lip from being old/heavily scored. It was not easy by any definition to get it off of the rotor. I only had a small set of channel locks at my disposal, and it took ~an hour of systematically prying the caliper edges>squeezing the pad>prying the edges again>and smacking the **** out of the caliper away from the rotor to get it off. Opening up the brake reservoir cap seemed to help, but I'm not sure if it's possible that that relieved any pressure while the car was off. In any case, thanks everyone for your help!
Sorry that I don't have any photos to show..my phone camera broke a few days ago.
Thanks so much for this tip!!! I removed the caliper yesterday, removed the pads, fully extended the piston, pulled the boot back, and brushed/cleaned all of the crud off of the piston. Then I cleaned the slides, rubber things, moved the boot, and then lubricated everything with some high temp Hawk Gearhead brake grease. Then used my Autozone rental to retract the piston and reassembled. It's working like new now! 
The rotors had a huge lip from being old/heavily scored. It was not easy by any definition to get it off of the rotor. I only had a small set of channel locks at my disposal, and it took ~an hour of systematically prying the caliper edges>squeezing the pad>prying the edges again>and smacking the **** out of the caliper away from the rotor to get it off. Opening up the brake reservoir cap seemed to help, but I'm not sure if it's possible that that relieved any pressure while the car was off. In any case, thanks everyone for your help!
Sorry that I don't have any photos to show..my phone camera broke a few days ago.

The rotors had a huge lip from being old/heavily scored. It was not easy by any definition to get it off of the rotor. I only had a small set of channel locks at my disposal, and it took ~an hour of systematically prying the caliper edges>squeezing the pad>prying the edges again>and smacking the **** out of the caliper away from the rotor to get it off. Opening up the brake reservoir cap seemed to help, but I'm not sure if it's possible that that relieved any pressure while the car was off. In any case, thanks everyone for your help!
Sorry that I don't have any photos to show..my phone camera broke a few days ago.

Yep! Just the rear right, I'll replace the pads on all four corners this weekend when my rear rotors come in. I removed the handbrake cable from the caliper and checked that everything worked well though!
Opening up the brake reservoir cap seemed to help, but I'm not sure if it's possible that that relieved any pressure while the car was off. In any case, thanks everyone for your help!
Congratulations on your progress.
So, normally I'd say go "rent" a c-clamp from your closest hardware store, but would that work with the pistons that rotate? I'd imagine yes as long as you take your time...
The C-clamp+an old brake pad worked wonderfully to retract the front calipers. However, the rental really was necessary for the rears.






