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R50/53 Spotted: MC with scrotum dangling from rear bumper

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Old Dec 17, 2003 | 09:57 PM
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but try to scub 'em fore you feel 'em
 
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Old Dec 17, 2003 | 10:15 PM
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suddenly, all those "got *****" decals are making sense

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Old Dec 18, 2003 | 06:43 AM
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Now..Now!

Let's not get ...... (wait for it)......teste.
 
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Old Dec 18, 2003 | 06:52 AM
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<Just last night prior to this my viewing of this thread (and in all seriousness), I considered doing this mod myself--- but only for services at the dealer. Being a country boy, I've seen many applications of this. One inparticular was modified with metal bolts and hung low enough to spark on the pavement.>


 
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Old Dec 18, 2003 | 06:58 AM
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I'm sorry, but, "country", "redneck", "hick" or otherwise....I think it is hilarious!
 
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Old Dec 19, 2003 | 03:49 AM
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http://www.trucknutz.com/
 
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Old Dec 19, 2003 | 03:58 AM
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>>http://www.trucknutz.com/

===>My goodness... they're actually MANUFACTURED ??!!

It's now official, this great nation of ours has gone completely NUTS
 
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Old Dec 19, 2003 | 05:18 PM
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Oh crap, I think I got his plate by mistake.....
 
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Old Dec 19, 2003 | 05:44 PM
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Well,

HERE you can find genuine(?) Kangaroo ******** for your motoring pleasure.
I couldn't bear to click on the crocodile or ostrich links.

And no, I'm not going to import them.

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Old Dec 19, 2003 | 05:48 PM
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Okay I looked. No croc ******** but they DO have Crocodile Foot Back-Scratchers!
 
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Old Dec 19, 2003 | 05:55 PM
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>>HERE you can find genuine(?) Kangaroo ******** for your motoring pleasure.
>>I couldn't bear to click on the crocodile or ostrich links.

I guess we could start a "New" tradition and hang said items from our doorways just like mistletoe.
You figure out what to do when you meet someone in the doorway under the "!?/x#"

Are some people crazy or what???
 
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Old Dec 20, 2003 | 04:49 AM
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The site claims...
Kangaroo ******* pouches are made from the ******* of male kangaroo, and it's said to be very lucky; all those in possession of one is assured of a long life, happiness and healthy children.
I can guess how lucky the Kangaroo feels! OW!

Like Prez Clinton..."I feel your pain" (no, wait, that was your...)

Isn't it redundant to say "******* of a male kangaroo?" How ballsy are female kangaroos?

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Old Dec 20, 2003 | 06:30 AM
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A hermaphroMINI!! That's a good one.
 
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Old Dec 20, 2003 | 12:26 PM
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Anyone want to try a group buy of "enormous ********"?


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