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Old Jul 23, 2007 | 06:40 PM
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hehe good way to get everyone's attention. bet most people cared less about the wiper blade question.
but i was also wondering about it. it really sucks. the rear one that is. maybe it's also cause there's so much dirt and nasty stuff sitting on the window it doesnt allow the wiper blade to work AS well?
Just like scottinbend said......go to wally world and buy a 2 buck replacement and cut to length. No big deal.

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Old Jul 23, 2007 | 06:41 PM
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After thinking about this for a while..I believe the best I could expect out of racing even the fastest of the fast, is a tie...That's right, A tie!!! If you dropped me AND the fasted car fron an airplane at 10,000 feet, we would hit the ground at the same time...I'm sure of it...Not to sure I wanna bet on it though.
 
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Old Jul 23, 2007 | 07:18 PM
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Originally Posted by JammyCooper
After thinking about this for a while..I believe the best I could expect out of racing even the fastest of the fast, is a tie...That's right, A tie!!! If you dropped me AND the fasted car fron an airplane at 10,000 feet, we would hit the ground at the same time...I'm sure of it...Not to sure I wanna bet on it though.
Not a gambling man?
 
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Old Jul 23, 2007 | 07:35 PM
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Originally Posted by JammyCooper
After thinking about this for a while..I believe the best I could expect out of racing even the fastest of the fast, is a tie...That's right, A tie!!! If you dropped me AND the fasted car fron an airplane at 10,000 feet, we would hit the ground at the same time...I'm sure of it...Not to sure I wanna bet on it though.
I'm guessing any of the supercars (shaped like a wedge) would hit the ground a lot sooner than a vehicle with the frontal profile of a mobile billboard and a terminal velocity in freefall of 100 mph.

Here's my hundred bucks on the table. We can use the Koenigs Egg and your car.
 

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Old Jul 23, 2007 | 08:15 PM
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im sorry if this is a stupid question. but wat's wally world? O.o
 
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Old Jul 23, 2007 | 08:19 PM
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ah..wal-mart? i looked on wikpedia.org
 
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Old Jul 23, 2007 | 08:25 PM
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Originally Posted by hegira
So, uhmm....
Anyone know where to get rear wiper blade replacements?
Sheesh!
Tough crowd tonight.
You could do the custom cut of a WalMart blade or order an OEM one from Classic MINI and get the NAM member discount.
 
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Old Jul 23, 2007 | 08:34 PM
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First of all, this thread makes my head hurt. Second of all, have you considerer removing the rear wiper all together and popping a cap in the hole in the glass? It looks much cleaner and solves your problem
 
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Old Jul 23, 2007 | 09:29 PM
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But you know, in the rain, the rear wiper is sorta handy.

Is it a general concensus that any blade will pop in there? Because if that's the case, I'll buy the shortest one I can find the next time I pick up a set and cut it to fit. I just wonder if the bases of all blades are the same (?)...
 
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Old Jul 23, 2007 | 09:44 PM
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Or maybe a koenigsegg???


Isn't this actually the Batmobile??
 
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Old Jul 23, 2007 | 09:47 PM
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Holy smokes Batman!
 
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Old Jul 23, 2007 | 09:54 PM
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(sorry it's so long but this is so you could believe that Mr. O' Quinn lets me drive his cars with him every saturday morning he lives in the Houston area and is a car freak and I drove one of the real Batmobiles and a couple of high end italian sports car ...
 
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Old Jul 24, 2007 | 03:01 AM
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Originally Posted by SHRTSTAK
First of all, this thread makes my head hurt. Second of all, have you considerer removing the rear wiper all together and popping a cap in the hole in the glass? It looks much cleaner and solves your problem

Popping a cap?
With maybe a sub-sonic .45?
This is one of the more bizarre threads....
Let's see where it goes.
 
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Old Jul 24, 2007 | 04:41 AM
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wasn't "but seriously now folks" a key part of that? not sure why you guys all thought he was serious...

Hegira- Most places offer the rear wiper as part of a set that goes into a certain car's file. I know at NAPA my Volvo's front and rear wipers are in the same place on the computer when the guy looks it up. Try it out! BTW, my Volvo raced that thing last week! except it was parked
 
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Old Jul 24, 2007 | 06:12 AM
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hegira,
first off, you must realize that this place has replaced "Short Attention Span Theater".

If you don't get your point off in the first 3 or 4 words, all hope is lost.

The first 5 posts couldn't get past the "I beat a ...."
 
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Old Jul 24, 2007 | 06:20 AM
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If a little goo-gone doesn't work, try soaking a paper towel with a little rubbing alcohol.
 
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Old Jul 24, 2007 | 08:58 AM
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Old Jul 24, 2007 | 09:14 AM
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Drat! And here I was poised with an IB4TL...


Originally Posted by RedSkunk
15. School zones are 15mph around here.
Slow kids?


Originally Posted by SHRTSTAK
...popping a cap in ...
Are you suggesting he pop a cap in his MINI? Are you a rapper?


Oh, yeah, what about the wiper? They're on my dime now...
 
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Old Jul 24, 2007 | 09:39 AM
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Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue....
 
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Old Jul 24, 2007 | 10:27 AM
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Must have passed you after you smoked em!

Your speed must have made him lose control.
This is what I saw as I passed him.
So I raced a Porsche 997 Turbo today....-img_2395_4.jpg
Hope your on the track, This is what could happen with
careless street racing.

Keep it safe.
 

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Old Jul 24, 2007 | 10:30 AM
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Originally Posted by hegira
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue....
Great "Airplane" reference!
 
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Old Jul 24, 2007 | 12:04 PM
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I bought a replacement rear wiper from my local Car Quest. They did have to order it from their warehouse and I picked it up the next day. Was about 10 bucks IIRC and it was the genuine MINI replacement part in fact.
 
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Old Jul 24, 2007 | 12:23 PM
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Originally Posted by MLWagner79
But you know, in the rain, the rear wiper is sorta handy.
Just tint your rear window "dark" and your wiper worries are over.
 
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Old Jul 24, 2007 | 12:28 PM
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Originally Posted by LeeL
I bought a replacement rear wiper from my local Car Quest. They did have to order it from their warehouse and I picked it up the next day. Was about 10 bucks IIRC and it was the genuine MINI replacement part in fact.
They can get OEM parts??

That aside - you must be new here. Do you know what we DO to people who stay on topic in a thread like this? Be afraid. Be very afraid.
 
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Old Jul 24, 2007 | 12:38 PM
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Originally Posted by hegira
Popping a cap?
With maybe a sub-sonic .45?
This is one of the more bizarre threads....
Let's see where it goes.
Well, you could use a .45 but you'd probably just end up having to buy a new rear window...

What I meant was when you remove the rear wiper assembly you are left with a hole in the base of the rear glass. I forgot which forum I was posting on so I haphazardly said "pop a cap in the hole in the glass." What I meant was go and buy a plastic plug that fits into the hole in the glass and place it in said hole.

In summation,
Gunshots to rear window to fix rear wiper problem =
Butt plugs to fix the rear wiper problem =
 
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