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Old Jun 30, 2006 | 08:28 AM
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MINI owner's Bill of Rights

OK, let's have a little fun with this... What are some things that we do as MINI owners that others may not understand...

I'll get the list started:

1. It's okay to wave wildly to other MINIs on the road with an ear-to-ear grin.

2. It's okay to park at the furthest parking spot to avoid inconsiderate 'door dingers'.

3. It's okay to drive your MINI to the store just for one item, and take the long way there.

4. It's okay to wash your car every week, whether it needs it or not.

5. It's okay to include your MINI in vacation photo's, where ever you go.

6. It's okay to have a photo of your MINI at your desk at work.

7. It's okay to...
 

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Old Jun 30, 2006 | 08:32 AM
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7. It's okay to have an exact replica of your MINI as a remote controlled car for indoor motoring.

8. It's okay to have more fun when you get lost driving to nowhere

9. It's okay to give one last glance each night at your MINI before going inside and audibly say "Goodnight"

10. It's okay to...
 
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Old Jun 30, 2006 | 08:39 AM
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10. We have the right to turn a 6 hour trip into a 10 hour trip.
11. ....
 
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Old Jun 30, 2006 | 08:41 AM
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12. Have a photo of your Mini as your desktop wallpaper at work (or someone else's, if yours is on order...)
 
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Old Jun 30, 2006 | 08:46 AM
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13. Its ok to smile everytime you walk into your garage.

P.S. I really like 4. It's okay to wash your car every week, whether it needs it or not.
 
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Old Jun 30, 2006 | 08:53 AM
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14. It's okay to point at SUVs filling up at gas stations and laugh as you drive by
 
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Old Jun 30, 2006 | 08:55 AM
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15. It's okay to deny people rides in your MINI on the basis of being prone to car sickness.
 
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Old Jun 30, 2006 | 08:58 AM
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16. It's okay to check on your MINI FIRST THING after returning from a trip.

17. It's okay to buy presents for your MINI at Christmas.

18. ...
 
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Old Jun 30, 2006 | 09:02 AM
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((I'm laughing so hard at how ALL of these things are true about us))
 
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Old Jun 30, 2006 | 09:02 AM
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Actually, ITs OK to love your car for all the good reasons.
 
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Old Jun 30, 2006 | 09:03 AM
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18. It's okay for Cabrio owner's to motor in sub temperatures with the top down and the heat on!

-Cody
 
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Old Jun 30, 2006 | 09:05 AM
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Its okay to watch The Italian Job at least once each year.
 
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Old Jun 30, 2006 | 09:05 AM
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20. It's okay to gasp and pick off the bird poo when no one's looking.

21. It's okay to refer to bug guts as remnants of the last meal.

22. It's okay to kick a pal to the curb when he/she offends the MINI.
(well, just in fun - but really, sometimes I'd like to)

23. It's okay to tell the MINI "Good boy/girl" after a great run.

It's okay to ...
 
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Old Jun 30, 2006 | 09:06 AM
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#11 It's okay to admire the car in the garage all by yourself with nothing on but jazz in the background and a nice cup of coffee.


ok, wat i meant by "nothing on" was "nothing goin' on" you sick little bastards!!!
 

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Old Jun 30, 2006 | 09:08 AM
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24. It's ok to strategically park your mini so that you can watch it from a window from where you are working.

25. It's ok to consider your mini your best friend

26. ...
 
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Old Jun 30, 2006 | 09:32 AM
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26. It's ok to turn off the kick @$$ radio and listen to the symphony of the super charger conducted by John Cooper


(or other wonder full tuners)

27...
 
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Old Jun 30, 2006 | 10:50 AM
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27. It's okay to have a shelf full of waxes, cleaners, polishes, etc for your MINI.

28. ...
 
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Old Jun 30, 2006 | 11:10 AM
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28. It's OK to spend a lot of time on MINI forums every day.
29. It's OK to have a MINI website as your home page
 
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Old Jun 30, 2006 | 11:23 AM
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30. It's ok to claim your mini is a dependant
31. It's ok to refer to your mini as "The rest of the family"
32. It's ok to will your estate to your mini.
 
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Old Jun 30, 2006 | 11:37 AM
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33. It's OK to drive 700 miles & stop every 150 miles or so to spray the bugs off the front.

( Would be nice to have those plastic windshield tear off's they use in MX racing!)

34.
 
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Old Jun 30, 2006 | 11:39 AM
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34. It's OK to drive with your shades on & watch the people staring at you at every light.

35.
 
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Old Jun 30, 2006 | 02:38 PM
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35. It's okay to park next to another MINI, even when the parking lot is mostly empty.

36. ...
 
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Old Jun 30, 2006 | 08:06 PM
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36 it is OK to use mapquest to try to figure out how to get two more exit ramps into a commute. (god bless getting on the highway going the wrong direction and "having" to get back on)

37...
 
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Old Jun 30, 2006 | 08:10 PM
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Originally Posted by WingNut
10. We have the right to turn a 6 hour trip into a 10 hour trip.
11. ....
ammendment to right #10: and we also have the right to turn a 10 hour trip into a 6 hour trip
 
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Old Jul 1, 2006 | 10:17 AM
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37. It's okay to motor to the closest hilltop just for a sunset/sunrise picture... with the MINI in it.
 
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