I'm putting my sig space on the auctioning block. All bids are welcome. Whatever your motivation, I dont care: Political, Commerical, Your Grandma's Birthday, whatever!

This auction will be 1 month's (4 weeks) worth of use of my sig space.

All proceeds will be donated to North American Motoring.

Please submit your bids via PM. Thanks.

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Cheese

[THIS SPACE FOR RENT]

 

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clover@northamericanmotoring.com | "Wicked Wanda" '03 All Jet Black MCS!!!

 

Kraft!

 

>>Btw, before someone else comes and harps to you about it, I want to make sure you are aware of the following: you are in violation of number #4
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>>1) The purpose of this forum is to support private-party member-to-member transactions. Examples include the sale of MINI-related tire and wheel sets, body pieces, tools, etc. (Whenever possible be sure to include the city and/or zip code in your post to assist perspective buyers with shipping). It is also intended for advertisers of MINI COOPER Online to notify members of special offers, available inventory, offer group buys, etc.
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>>4) Commercial parties offering non-MINI-related items and or services are prohibited unless first approved by MCO.
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>>5) Any violation of the above policy may result in the post being removed without warning.

I'm not a commericial party. Im a non profit person!

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Cheese



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THIS SPACE FOR RENT

 

But what if you take my money and don't post anymore? I'd like to know that you're still actively traversing the site proudly displaing your sig wherever you go. And this would mean that you couldn't just hang out in one or two forums. I'd want you to go all over this site and post replies as well as create your own fun yet thought-provoking threads. In addition you must be available to answer PM's regarding the advertiser in your sig and be able to accurately replresent that company in some respects in a professional demeanor and pass the people on to the right folks to really make sure this type of advertising works.

Still want to do this?

 

>>But what if you take my money and don't post anymore? I'd like to know that you're still actively traversing the site proudly displaing your sig wherever you go. And this would mean that you couldn't just hang out in one or two forums. I'd want you to go all over this site and post replies as well as create your own fun yet thought-provoking threads. In addition you must be available to answer PM's regarding the advertiser in your sig and be able to accurately replresent that company in some respects in a professional demeanor and pass the people on to the right folks to really make sure this type of advertising works.
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>>Still want to do this?

 

OK cheese, give me $5USD and I'll take it.

 

I'm with MINI Division. We would like to purchase your signature space to advertise our new website, https://www.northamericanmotoring.com, which will soon showcase mpegs of hip twenty-something metrosexuals cavorting about in our new MINI-Motion clothing line. Please contact us at (866)ASK-MINI, and use reference number 1004358-03.

 

^^^ ^^^

 

Double

 

 

I'll start the bidding at $0.01. Here's the signature I'd like you to run:



But I don't want the link to go to Pilo Racing. I want it to go here:

http://www.alphamaleperformance.com

 

All bids must be placed via PM. Thanks for your interest.


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Cheese

 

You have PM,

All Your Sig Are Belong To Us!

 

>>I'm with MINI Division. We would like to purchase your signature space to advertise our new website, https://www.northamericanmotoring.com, which will soon showcase mpegs of hip twenty-something metrosexuals cavorting about in our new MINI-Motion clothing line. Please contact us at (866)ASK-MINI, and use reference number 1004358-03.


*wipes soda spit all over screen*

 

Ok don't everyone PM at once.

 

this thread is hysterical/

 

>>Ok don't everyone PM at once.

cheese,
First of all, very clever.
I saw your "this space for rent" sig earlier and was wondering what that was all about.
So I clicked on it. (for the rest of you try clicking on it.)

Maybe people are speechless and they are in shock like in "Clockwork Orange".

If a sponsor wants to buy your sig ad space and you don't post then it will be like a sponsorship donation to NAM. But as responsible NAM members and knowing you have sold your space we will hedge you on to stay active so not much risk for you not posting, unless you go to some remote island in the pacific surrounded by water and nothing to do but motor around in your MINI cause they won't let you back to work after surgery.

 

>>>>Ok don't everyone PM at once.
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>>cheese,
>>First of all, very clever.
>>I saw your "this space for rent" sig earlier and was wondering what that was all about.
>>So I clicked on it. (for the rest of you try clicking on it.)
>>
>>Maybe people are speechless and they are in shock like in "Clockwork Orange".
>>
>>If a sponsor wants to buy your sig ad space and you don't post then it will be like a sponsorship donation to NAM. But as responsible NAM members and knowing you have sold your space we will hedge you on to stay active so not much risk for you not posting, unless you go to some remote island in the pacific surrounded by water and nothing to do but motor around in your MINI cause they won't let you back to work after surgery.

An island surrounded by water?

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Cheese

 

A continent is surrounded by water too. My brain is swimmy too.

So whats bidding up to now?

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-goin440 IB/IB MC

 

Not all continents are surrounded by water but if you'd like my sig to say they are, I'll be happy to do that.

I cannot disclose the bid ammount, but please bid often and bid high!?

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Cheese

 

I wonder if you could run your auction from e-bay....They might have to open up a whole new category for Forum Signatures.

-V--V-

 

Being that nobody bid, I'm closing the auction. Sorry mark, i tried!


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Cheese
NO VACANCY

 

Damn, just missed it!

 

That's a lie. I bid $0.01 and have the PM records to prove it.