Just came across this and I thought it was great!

Any other good songs featuring Mini Cooper?


The lyrics are grand!

Oh! Me name is Mini Cooper and I once was white as snow
Till I met a rally driver and a-rallying did go.
He promised me fine trophies, and I got them all 'tis true,
But girls you'll surely pity me when you hear what I've been through.
He took me down a mossy lane so dark I couldn't see
I'll tell you girls there never was a man as fast as he.
He laid me on a grassy bank and gave me such a fright
He examined my suspension with a spanner and a light.

When he saw that I was stalling then, he flew into a rage
For I knew he was trying to get me to a very special stage
He tuned me carburettor up and gave me points a touch
Ah! How could I resist him girls when he slipped in his clutch
Now me back and sides are bent and me bonnets red with rust
Me big ends badly dented and me hydrolastics bust.
I've got no brakes to speak of and I'm sure me head is gone
So never go into the forest girls without your sump guards on.

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This Wooper Cooper song is pretty cool too:


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Corduroy was a British band that was on the Acid Jazz label,
such stuff had a fad for a while back a ways,
and I have the 12" single of this track:


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The famous Australian band feedtime
had an album called Cooper S
but it didn't have any Mini Cooper songs, it was an album of all covers,
pretty damn good too.



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And of course,
the mega classic Self Preservation Society may not actually mention anything in particular about Minis,
but it is sorta an official theme song idn't it?

 

I know you said "good songs" but "American Life" by Madonna. "I drive my Mini Cooper and I'm feeling super-duper". Sorry:-)

 

 

lol, i remember when that car was on ebay with 20" wheels