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Old May 7, 2013 | 07:04 PM
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Good MINI Jokes?

So I'm putting up some homemade signs in my shed to liven it up about my MINI. So far, I have a 'hummer escape pod' and 'clown car parking only'. I was wondering if you guys had some good one liners I could make a small poster out of. Thanks!
 
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Old May 8, 2013 | 11:57 AM
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I like "I killed the clown and took his car"

http://www.greasysgarage.com/main/20...w-mini-decals/
 
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Old May 8, 2013 | 04:58 PM
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I love the "ACTUAL SIZE" stickers.

How about "Compensating"? There's a classic Mini in my area with the vanity plate "COMPENS8".
 
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Old May 8, 2013 | 05:44 PM
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There's gotta be a joke in here somewhere that involves "less baggage."
 
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Old May 9, 2013 | 09:54 AM
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Size matters.
 
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