So I'm putting up some homemade signs in my shed to liven it up about my MINI. So far, I have a 'hummer escape pod' and 'clown car parking only'. I was wondering if you guys had some good one liners I could make a small poster out of. Thanks!

 

I like "I killed the clown and took his car"

http://www.greasysgarage.com/main/20...w-mini-decals/

 

I love the "ACTUAL SIZE" stickers.

How about "Compensating"? There's a classic Mini in my area with the vanity plate "COMPENS8".

 

There's gotta be a joke in here somewhere that involves "less baggage."

 

Size matters.