Haha, well, fair enough, I guess... as long as you're not taking the last two spots at the mall, ruining my Saturday, I suppose

 

Nope, not this guy here! You enjoy those crazy parking lot structures on Saturdays haha. Sorry for hi-jacking the thread lol!

 

No dents, but a pretty good ding on the rear bumper where I backed into the metal beam on the wall in the parking garage at work. Front lower grille is missing it's chrome trim bit from when a tire tread got thrown into the front of my car on the freeway, but no dings or chips from that (miraculously).

I have a 2010 S front bumper to install once I get the correct carrier for it. When I paint that I'll repaint the rear bumper too.

 

I have no dents, but I did catch a rock on the freeway, so I have a little chip in my windshield I have to get fixed. Hoping insurance will cover it.

 

I have a dozen chips, couple minor scratches here and there, nothing dented badly so far. Caught a rock right under windshield wiper chipped black plastic and marked windshield. Tiny crack but need to look hard to see it. 2009 Cooper 55K since new.

 

No dents, some chips from stones, I will have these fixed. I park far away from all other cars you have to do this to avoid damage to your Mini, it is woth it!

 

None. One small windshield nick.

 

A few tiny dents that don't bother me too much but 3 small nicks in the wind screen directly in my line of sight that I'm told cant be sealed cause they're not split or cracked. Agravating!

 

I have 3 dents within the first 2 weeks of getting my car and I'm **** about parking at the end of the parking lot where is there only one car beside me.

 

Mine has about a hundred in the bonnet and a few on the roof...I hate hail storms.