The posters expressing anything but unbridled admiration for all Alfas will be summarily impaled at dawn tomorrow as the belching of their nauseous gases is melting the polar caps and burning holes in the ozone.

Really people, are you blind or is your head inserted so deep up your Minis?

 

I looked at the "Eco Drive" software a little bit, and I want it - now - whether it's on an Alfa or not. Plus, I was pleasantly surprised that the software comes in both Windows and OS X versions.