Who needs the OEM MINI alarm or LoJack when you have AUTO TASER

Ran across this little devise some time ago and see they are still around...

http://www.finalstop.com/pepper/autotaser/autotaser.htm

"Introducing an automotive security system that is on the defensive. The AUTO TASER is the first anti-theft system to actively punish any thief who tries to tamper with your vehicle. Simply lock the AUTO TASER on your steering wheel and arm it with your coded remote control. Only you can activate/deactivate the AUTO TASER’s electron field with your rolling-code remote control. If the AUTO TASER’s ultra sensitive vibration detectors sense an intruder, a screeching 120 to 130 decibel alarm is sounded as a warning before aggressive countermeasures are initiated. Five seconds later, a field of electrons completely surrounds the unit. Any attempt to touch the AUTO TASER zaps the thief with an unforgettable, yet non-lethal 5,900 milliwatt (50,000 volt) electron"


Of course the downside is that this would probably make a lot of lawyers very happy...

 

mine is even better... it's called a garage + commuter car.

 

How about a shotgun. Those really work

 

lol, i'd like to get one of those just to scare the **** out of friends...

 

hope that thing doesnt malfunction lol