(IF THIS IS IN THE WRONG PLACE, LET ME KNOW AND I WILL MOVE IT. I JUST DIDN'T KNOW WHERE TO POST IT)

I am in need of coding on my R52s to turn items off or on, or change them to a different parameter .....

Looking to get double-flash hazards,
auto up drivers and passenger door windows,
close the convertible top and windows with my key fob from outside the car, (I can already open them with the fob),
fog lights on with high beam headlights,
take away the "gong" when outside temp is 37* or lower,
single pull to unlock and open doors instead of double pull on the inside handle,
disable Navigation warning message on start-up,
change the remote so that pressing "unlock" one time unlocks all doors and boot,
disable cold and warm bulb checks for parking and turn signal bulbs to stop the bulb strobe effect for LED bulbs,
change oil service interval from 15,500 down to 11,000 km,
There is probably more that could be done that I want, but I cannot understand the list that's in German, I need a coding list for dummies

Can anyone help? I'm in Washington State, willing to pay for service, I have the program, communication cable, and laptop, but I'm reluctant to try myself for fear of doing something wrong or pushing the wrong button and forever killing the module in the car.

Send me a message if you can help or know of someone that can help

Bryan