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Old Mar 15, 2004 | 08:18 PM
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Milltek heard our cries!

"We want a cheaper exhaust" they heard us say...

"We will deliver" they told us one day...

Presenting, Milltek's new Exhaust, for the budget-minded racer.
New, the system is only $350 ($400 if you want the stainless, and an addition $50 if you want the hanger that holds it to the car.... no, not exhaust hanger. CLOTHES hanger!)

This is a spy photo of the new exhaust undergoing prototype testing in south-central L.A., luckily one of our NAM photogs was in the area at the time:



-ABT-

(DISCLAIMER - this is by no way true and is not meant to slander or misrepresent Milltek or its products. Simply for humor, no harm is meant in this post and no attack or actual retail claims are made. No person(s) at Milltek were actually spoken to, and no quotes were made. If it makes you enjoy it more, substitue 'Milltek' with <insert exhaust manufacturer name here> . Just Enjoy it!)

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Old Mar 15, 2004 | 08:56 PM
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ROFLMAO! I almost messed my pants - totally hilarous!

 
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Old Mar 15, 2004 | 10:39 PM
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Here are a few other exhaust designs that didn't make it into production for Milltek and the MINI-


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Old Mar 15, 2004 | 11:32 PM
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Thanks! Oh man, decisions decisions...has anyone installed the twin mega UUC yet?

The triple threat jet looks a little "too ricey" for me...

maybe we can get a group buy up for the new Miltek el cheapo, becasue if we don't put our order in soon, we'll have to WAIT....

these were really fun...thanks...
 
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Old Mar 16, 2004 | 05:17 AM
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Why misrepresent Milltek like that? Come to think of it, what affiliation do you have with ABT ?

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Old Mar 16, 2004 | 05:23 AM
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Old Mar 16, 2004 | 05:39 AM
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You guys are all sick! :smile:
 
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Old Mar 16, 2004 | 06:02 AM
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I think some of those exhausts need to have orange flags dangling from them...
 
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Old Mar 16, 2004 | 06:19 AM
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Funny Stuff :smile:

Peace,
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Old Mar 16, 2004 | 07:07 AM
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Better hurry and secure one with payment before someone gives this thing a good review. They're known to raise prices one the popularity increases.
 
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Old Mar 16, 2004 | 06:37 PM
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Hard to believe what people do with cars . Funny s#$t .
 
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Old Mar 17, 2004 | 07:01 AM
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Old Mar 17, 2004 | 11:39 AM
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hah, the "sanrio" exhaust!

I don't think Ryan would appreciate you posting his exhaust, andy!

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Old Mar 17, 2004 | 08:47 PM
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>>hah, the "sanrio" exhaust!

Or the "hello kitty" exhaust tip.
I think I would like to see the-
"dog's bullocks" exhaust tip!
 
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Old Mar 18, 2004 | 06:04 AM
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*cough* Uh, Sanrio is that stupid store that sells hello kitty crap.... DON'T ask me how i know that */cough*

and.... i have no affiliation with minihune
 
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Old Mar 18, 2004 | 06:51 PM
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Who has a pic of Cheese's infamous Milltek alternative?
 
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Old Mar 19, 2004 | 08:20 AM
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The cat's MEEEAAAW

Good stuff.
 
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Old Mar 19, 2004 | 08:22 AM
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BlueMCS,

You mean this one?



I'll give it this, the cheese special is way lighter than any other exhausts I've seen:

Stock: 43 lb
Magnaflow: 37 lb
Oneball: 26 lb
Cheese Special 15 lb
 
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Old Mar 19, 2004 | 03:23 PM
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That's the one!

Saved so much weight you could have extra cheese on those philly steaks.

Why don't you do a group sell:

Magnaflow & MoFlow



>>BlueMCS,
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>>You mean this one?
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>>I'll give it this, the cheese special is way lighter than any other exhausts I've seen:
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>>Stock: 43 lb
>>Magnaflow: 37 lb
>>Oneball: 26 lb
>>Cheese Special 15 lb
 
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