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Old Feb 22, 2007 | 05:04 AM
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Top 10 Gay Cars

Hey all, I found this Stumbling.
 
Old Feb 22, 2007 | 05:14 AM
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Hey all, I found this Stumbling.
That's just GAY.
 
Old Feb 22, 2007 | 05:39 AM
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the cayman s, saturn sky, and scion tc are all on the list for 07
 
Old Feb 22, 2007 | 05:48 AM
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Not to mention BMW 5 series. Very gay... not.

You tube not keeping you entertained enough to stay off gay websites Jay?
 
Old Feb 22, 2007 | 05:51 AM
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!!!!

Originally Posted by JustJAY
Hey all, I found this Stumbling.
OK, nice 05 S convertible for sale, red, always garaged, only driven to church on Sunday by a middle aged hetro...
 
Old Feb 22, 2007 | 05:55 AM
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UH....I have a MINI Cooper and a Honda Element....Number 5 & 6 on the list....HUMM...Is Jay really a woman or am I really a man? I don't THINK SO!!!
 
Old Feb 22, 2007 | 06:08 AM
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So if I drove a gay car and now I don't, what does that me me? haha
 
Old Feb 22, 2007 | 06:10 AM
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I don't think any of us look like "Twinks"!
 
Old Feb 22, 2007 | 06:10 AM
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Maybe he's a women trapped in a man's body, BUT she's a lesbian. How could you tell?
 
Old Feb 22, 2007 | 06:11 AM
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So if I drove a gay car and now I don't, what does that me me? haha
Bi

Or a switch hitter.
 
Old Feb 22, 2007 | 06:13 AM
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What is a "Twinkmobile"????




06MCS/DS/B
 
Old Feb 22, 2007 | 06:15 AM
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Originally Posted by mmatarella
OK, nice 05 S convertible for sale, red, always garaged, only driven to church on Sunday by a middle aged hetro...

It's an accurate description of the MINI at least.

Now I'll have to figure out a good rebuff line. Thanks alot.
 
Old Feb 22, 2007 | 06:20 AM
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Bi

Or a switch hitter.
Maybe only time will tell
 
Old Feb 22, 2007 | 09:36 AM
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Actually on one of my first outings with my '03 I was mistaken for a gay.

I was in front of @ Banana Cafe (well known gay restaurant in Capitol Hill)
with my music on (Pet Shop Boys) showing proudly my Little One to a couple of gay friends (who btw absolutely loved the MINI) when a man walking by said - a bit too loudly- " who is this f.... w/ the MINI? " and I turned around with a big smile and said "MOI". He looked at me embarassed: not only I heard his comment, but the "f..." was a woman.

After this episode my friends occassionally greet me with " who is this...?
 
Old Feb 22, 2007 | 09:50 AM
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Originally Posted by lastrega
After this episode my friends occassionally greet me with " who is this...?
 
Old Feb 22, 2007 | 09:54 AM
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What makes one car "gayer" than another? I look at people driving big machismo jacked up SUVs and trucks and wonder what they are trying to prove ... or deny.
 
Old Feb 22, 2007 | 09:56 AM
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After that superbowl comercial I would expect the chevy HHR to top the list
 
Old Feb 22, 2007 | 10:15 AM
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Originally Posted by MiniNurse
UH....I have a MINI Cooper and a Honda Element....Number 5 & 6 on the list....HUMM...Is Jay really a woman or am I really a man? I don't THINK SO!!!
There is a simple way to check that Stacey...
 
Old Feb 22, 2007 | 10:48 AM
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Hmm, what shall I buy to replace the MINI... Would the straight list include the GT40, or Ariel Atom? Don't want to send the wrong signals.
 
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Originally Posted by mmatarella
Hmm, what shall I buy to replace the MINI... Would the straight list include the GT40, or Ariel Atom? Don't want to send the wrong signals.
Go with the Atom you can't go wrong there!
 
Old Feb 22, 2007 | 10:58 AM
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Twink? Everybody knows that Snickers is the new Twinkie.
 
Old Feb 22, 2007 | 11:01 AM
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Gay? Guess I should tell my wife (or not).
But yes, I've always considered myself a rather happy fellow - more so when motoring, topless in the ol'MINI.
 
Old Feb 22, 2007 | 11:04 AM
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Originally Posted by RHinaHBMCSC
I don't think any of us look like "Twinks"!
Something I sometimes wish I was...

but the MINI does attract them... TWINKS I mean...

well most of the top 5 a TWINK would be attracted to...




The list is a little mis-leading... and does play on some stereotypes...

IE... Q: what does a lesbian bring on the 1st date???
A: a toothbrush

Q: what does a lesbian bring on the 2nd date???
A: A Uhaul



I was a twink in my day, for a bit.. and now I drive a MC... so I guess I sorta fit the sterotype list...
 
Old Feb 22, 2007 | 11:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Xiek
Q: what does a lesbian bring on the 1st date???
A: a toothbrush

Q: what does a lesbian bring on the 2nd date???
A: A Uhaul
...
I know I don't get out much, but why a U-Haul?
 
Old Feb 22, 2007 | 11:13 AM
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Originally Posted by MiniMaybee
I know I don't get out much, but why a U-Haul?
Yea, I didn't get it either...care to shed some light Xiek?
 



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