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Old Feb 22, 2007 | 11:14 AM
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/U-Haul_lesbian this explains the uhaul in depth
 
Old Feb 22, 2007 | 11:24 AM
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ahhh, it becomes clear now. Thanks Jeremy! You must surely be the search guru.
 
Old Feb 22, 2007 | 12:11 PM
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Gay cars?

How about the:

Scion Xa
Mitsubishi Eclipse
VW New Beetle (it comes with a flower on the dashboard, fer crisakes!)
Pontiac Aztek (I think this one fits into any non-normal category)
any Kia
any hybrid that looks like a hybrid (ultra-gay)
Lexus LS460 (it parks itself. 'Hey, go park yerself!')
any minivan
Pontiac GTO (it looks like a friggin' suppository)
Saturn Ion (another ultra-gay)
Isuzu Vehicross (what can I say?)
any Volvo (only because the name is just a little too close to a part of the female anatomy)

Zip
 
Old Feb 22, 2007 | 12:46 PM
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What, no BMWback or Brokemini jokes?

To my '02:

I wish I knew how to quit you.

Now I'm going to go change my pink shirt.
 
Old Feb 22, 2007 | 10:11 PM
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well they didn't mention the historical ones...

Trackers and CR-V's for Dykes
and Jeeps for homos....


I have a couple (2 girls) that both drive CR-V's, one blue, one green, one year apart... they are customers.. it is cute... lol
 
Old Feb 22, 2007 | 10:20 PM
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I'm not suprised that its on the list, gay or not, who can resist the MINI's charm
 
Old Feb 23, 2007 | 03:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Xiek

Q: what does a lesbian bring on the 2nd date???
A: A Uhaul
Uhm.. they're moving in on the second date.
 
Old Feb 25, 2007 | 06:21 AM
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I was looking @ the list again, and we have 2 cars on the list. The car after the MINI is a Honda Element.

Edit: Oops, MININurse already posted this in #6. I can't read........
 
Old Feb 25, 2007 | 06:30 AM
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they forgot to put the Chrysler Crossfire on the list

Mostly because of it's confused gender identity - it doesn't know if it's a Chrysler or a Mercedes SLK - hence I call it the Chrysler Crossdresser
 
Old Feb 25, 2007 | 06:34 AM
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To funny

I haven't been a twinky in 17 years
 
Old Feb 25, 2007 | 06:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Xiek
well they didn't mention the historical ones...

Trackers and CR-V's for Dykes
and Jeeps for homos....


I have a couple (2 girls) that both drive CR-V's, one blue, one green, one year apart... they are customers.. it is cute... lol

You are too funny
i think i knows those girls
 
Old Feb 25, 2007 | 07:04 AM
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Funny, I hopped from one gay/lesbian car to another, according to that list (Forester to MINI), though I'm way past twink age according to Wikipedia. Unlike the Forester, which I didn't care WHAT it looked like, I couldn't bear to put a rainbow bumper sticker onto the MINI. I ordered a license plate holder instead (http://www.rainbowdepot.com/index.as...OD&ProdID=213). But gay or straight, driving the MINI is just FUN, more so with the top down.

This is the joke I know of that is the gay-stereotype version of the lesbian joke that was posted:

Q. What does a gay man bring on the 2nd date?
A.What second date?
 
Old Feb 25, 2007 | 07:14 AM
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Originally Posted by erickvonzipper
Gay cars?

How about the:

Pontiac Aztek (I think this one fits into any non-normal category)

Zip
Excuse me? Like THIS group is 'normal'???

What is 'normal' anyway?

'Average' maybe?

MINI drivers are anything but average!

And gay MINI drivers? Well, I say...

 
Old Feb 25, 2007 | 08:06 AM
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It is a known fact that gay men know style, so what's wrong with a little of that in our lives. Just because we have such stylish cars does'nt mean we're gender confused. MINIs for everyone, YAY!!!!!!
 
Old Feb 25, 2007 | 08:12 AM
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Queer Eye for a Straight Guy should've used MINIs instead of Suburbans in the show.
 
Old Feb 25, 2007 | 09:28 AM
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Originally Posted by JustJAY
Queer Eye for a Straight Guy should've used MINIs instead of Suburbans in the show.
GREAT idea! They each could have had a custom, you-ified MINI. Now THAT would be fun - The Kyan MINI, The Carson MINI (pink, no doubt), etc. !

Originally Posted by sukgar
It is a known fact that gay men know style, so what's wrong with a little of that in our lives. Just because we have such stylish cars does'nt mean we're gender confused. MINIs for everyone, YAY!!!!!!
Now that's in the MINI Spirit! Aren't 'known' facts sometimes like stereotypes? But, you're right. I think I know style.
 
Old Feb 25, 2007 | 10:30 AM
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Haha...my husband and I have a MINI and an Outback. Maybe we're a gay man trapped in a woman's body, and a lesbian trapped in a man's body?
 
Old Feb 25, 2007 | 10:35 AM
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New group is in order

So when do we start the gay MINI owners group

I can't believe he just said that !!!
 
Old Feb 25, 2007 | 11:02 AM
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Originally Posted by MY2ndMINI
So when do we start the gay MINI owners group

I can't believe he just said that !!!
So, the club name could be MINI G.A.L. Club
 
Old Feb 25, 2007 | 11:38 AM
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Definitive PROOF, it's a GAY car...

...or at least a lesbian car.

Was on the way back from washing Jake and saw a PW Cabrio...top down, of course...the license plate?

BUL TYKE



Btw, I love the idea of a gay MINI group (a la a 'local' club). In the MINI spirit, however, I believe ALL should be welcome. You know...we don't throw straight people out of gay bars and they don't throw us out. 'Come on in and stay a spell'
 
Old Feb 25, 2007 | 12:13 PM
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finally a car that knows me...
 
Old Mar 7, 2007 | 04:01 AM
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Originally Posted by MY2ndMINI
So when do we start the gay MINI owners group

I can't believe he just said that !!!
I have tried to start a gay thread... but mostly alies posted there....

LGBTTQ
 
Old Mar 8, 2007 | 03:11 AM
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yah

i saw that thread yesterday ..scrolled through 4 pages and found about 3 gays
 
Old Mar 8, 2007 | 03:53 AM
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Originally Posted by MY2ndMINI
i saw that thread yesterday ..scrolled through 4 pages and found about 3 gays

More are posting everyday... :P
 
Old Mar 8, 2007 | 04:52 AM
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outer... :-)
 



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