We all know how BOB hates the entire posting and reading through all the crap to get to the point of a thread here at BRM. I decided to start the most OFF-Topic thread "JUST FOR BOB".

1. It is midnight and I just ate a doughnut and drank a Busch Light.

next:

 

It's 3am and I can't sleep because I am wondering what kind of doughnut it was.

 

I am still in my bathrobe at noon paying bills and thinking about donuts too...cream filled covered with either maple or chocolate...

 

If one train leaves Chicago traveling east at 110 mph and another train leaves New York traveling west at 90 mph, how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

 

My guess would be that the two trains would collide somewhere just east of I-79 in PA and kill the woodchuck

 

That is unless they came upon this woodchuck

 

What time is it?

 

Right now it is 5:20pm, or did you what to know when the trains would collide?

What time did they leave?

 

Well, I don't know BOB, but the cause seems noble.

 

between a duck?

 

and a goose...

 

General relativity is a theory of gravitation developed by Einstein in the years 1907–1915. The development of general relativity began with the equivalence principle, under which the states of accelerated motion and being at rest in a gravitational field (for example when standing on the surface of the Earth) are physically identical. The upshot of this is that free fall is inertial motion: In other words an object in free fall is falling because that is how objects move when there is no force being exerted on them, instead of this being due to the force of gravity as is the case in classical mechanics. This is incompatible with classical mechanics and special relativity because in those theories inertially moving objects cannot accelerate with respect to each other, but objects in free fall do so. To resolve this difficulty Einstein first proposed that spacetime is curved. In 1915, he devised the Einstein field equations which relate the curvature of spacetime with the mass, energy, and momentum within it.
Some of the consequences of general relativity are:

• Time goes more slowly in higher gravitational fields. This is called gravitational time dilation.

So, with all this being said, I don't believe Kim has actually consumed either that doughnut nor Busch Light yet (aha, back on topic!!!). And speaking of that, BUSCH LIGHT?!?!?! From a chick that can chug a Guinness in about three seconds? Plech!!!

As Bugs Bunny says.................NEXT!!!

 

What is the gravitational pull and accelerated motion of a donut making its way from my mouth to my belly on a train heading east? Hopefully not enough to derail it! Maybe we should just ban all donuts from trains. And maybe airplanes too. They could be more dangerous that 3 oz. of liquid in a carry-on...

 

so if the donut traviled at the speed of light for just one hour would the donut still be fresh. would the donut recognize it donut brothern

i am so smart i love relativity

 

The donut would still be fresh if it traveled the speed of light in a lower gravitational field cause then an hour would actually be less than an hour as we know it now. But no matter when the donut was or would be actually consumed, it would ALWAYS taste better than a Busch Light.

 

past tastes better then bush light

 

I've never seen a stale donut. I thought that was impossible.

 

That sums it up better than I could ever state!!! roflmao!

And what the heck does the past taste like?

 

Welzy leves leters out on porpois it savs time whn he'z onlne postig.

 

Yephedoesbutbynotusingspacesyousavessomuchmoretime itisjustamazing...

 

The only thing I would change on the sign indicating thread direction is I would have ours spiral a few times then cross over the original thread line then jump out at you 3-D...as for spelling and spaces, my theory is, if its worth saying/writing, may as well do it with proper spelling and grammer (for the most part)...but that's just me! I guess I was brainwashed by a college wirting prof...Do you think the time/space continuium and theory of relativity would affect college professors differently than us "common folk"?? Could it even have a different impact based on gender??

 

So if off topic is the topic are we really off topic? Why does BOB get his own thread? I was surprised that he even showed up for the thread.

relativity...............those that you are related to? or is that family?

 

this looks like a movie to watch.

 

Sniper kitties from hell....

 

I'd bet on the squirrel with the bazooka