So we finally came up with a name for him, and yesterday we picked him up from Maaco in Springdale after his makeover. Next we'll be adding silver bonnet stripes, a new chrome grill, black wheel fender flares, a chrome license plate illuminator, new headlights that hopefully actually light up the nighttime road(!), a passenger side review mirror, and a new, more grip-able steering wheel. New wheels/tires may be in the works for the future.

Just as a reminder, before:



And after:







And yes, he does fit just fine under the car port in front of the MINIs