It's amazing the things I can find to do when I don't want to do something else. As a result of this industriousness, I present for your perusal a decoded version of the notes found at the bottom of the 2012 model year US ordering guide for the Countryman S. Enjoy!

US 2012 Countryman S ordering notes decoded:

205 Automatic transmission adds 2XA Sports leather steering wheel w/ paddles

2GT 18" Turbo Fan wheels only in anthracite, white, or silver

2P9 Silver alloy wheels only in 17" 5-star (std) or 18" Turbo Fans

2RR Anthracite wheels only in 17" 5-star (std), 17" Tunnel Spoke, or 18" Turbo Fans

2XA Steering wheel w/ shift paddles requires Automatic Transmission

313 Power Folding Mirrors require Heated Mirrors & Washer Jets

319 Universal Garage Door Opener requires Interior mirror with compass and Auto-dimming rearview mirror

322 Comfort Access deletes standard remote entry

327 White Bonnet Stripes only with White Roof/Mirrors

329 Black Bonnet Stripes only with Black Roof/Mirrors

346 Chrome-line Exterior trim will add Chrome Mirrors

381 Body-color roof not available with White Roof or Black Roof (No - really?)

381 Body-color roof only with Body-color mirrors or Chrome mirrors

382 White roof not available with Body-color roof/mirrors, nor with Black roof/wheels, nor with White exterior paint

383 Black roof not available with Body-color roof/mirrors, nor with White roof/wheels, nor with Absolute Black metallic exterior paint

384 White wheels only available with 17" Tunnel Spoke or 18" Turbo Fans

384 White wheels only available with White roof

3A2 Black headlights only available with Xenons or Adaptive headlight control

3AB Body-color mirrors only with Body-color roof

430 Auto-dimming mirrors require Power folding mirrors, Heated mirrors/washer jets, and Auto-dimming rearview mirror

497 Rear center armrest not available with split center rail nor with rear bench seat

497 Rear center armrest requires front Center armrest

4C1 Carbon Black color line is standard with Gravity and Lounge leather (all colors), also standard with Light Tobacco & black cloth/leather

4C2 Polar Beige color line not available with standard Leatherette

4C4 Dark Tobacco color line not available with Polar Beige leather

4C4 Dark Tobacco color line is standard with standard Leatherette

4C5 Pure Red color line is standard with Pure Red & black cloth/leather

4NA Interior mirror with compass requires Universal Garage Door Opener and Auto-dimming rearview mirror

4U4 Split center rail not available with rear bench seat

522 Xenon headlights require White turn signals

524 Adaptive headlight control requires Rain sensor/auto headlights and Xenons

6FP MINI Connected includes Comfort Bluetooth and requires Center armrest

7L5 MINI Connected w/ Navigation includes Comfort Bluetooth and requires Center armrest

7L7 Adaptive xenon headlights requires Rain sensor/auto headlights, Xenons, Adaptive light control, and White turn signals

B11 Absolute Black Metallic not available with black roof

FSGY Pure Red & black cloth/leather not available with Cosmic Blue, True Blue, Bright Yellow, Surf Blue, Light Coffee, or Oxford Green

FSGY Pure Red & black cloth/leather requires either Carbon black color line or Pure Red color line

481 Sport seats are required with Gravity and Lounge leather

481 Sport seats are required with Cloth/Leather

T9GX Light Coffee Lounge Leather not available with Royal Grey, True Blue, Pure Red, Bright Yellow, Surf Blue, or Oxford Green

T9GX Light Coffee Lounge Leather requires Carbon black interior and color line