This is to the moron in the dark blue Cooper S with crappy chrome rims who was driving on Palomar Airport Road at about 12pm on February 8th and thought it would be fun to race.

Well, to begin with my modded beast would have smoked your stock azz! You appeared to be about 50 years old with a military sticker on your windshield, so I would expect more from a grown man than to peel out on the green light and go about 90mph in a commercial area with joggers and people leaving work for lunch. I could give a rat's azz about you crashing and hurting yourself, but what about the lady going for a quick jog!

If you want to race your stock ride go to an AutoX event at the Q.

There, I feel better now.