R56 Reading the oil dipstick
Oil level should be between the two metal ferrels - preferably near the top one. The cone shaped ferrel on the bottom is not what I’m talking about.
Put out the dipstick and wipe it clean.
Wait - let any oil in the dipstick tube drain out - maybe even have a cup of coffee. Or maybe clean all the windows.
While you are waiting go get a clean paper towel. White is fine - brown is better.
Lay the paper towel on a flat surface.
Insert the dipstick and pull it back out.
Lay the dipstick on the paper towel.
The oil on the dipstick will bleed across onto the paper towel - showing you the oil level.
Put out the dipstick and wipe it clean.
Wait - let any oil in the dipstick tube drain out - maybe even have a cup of coffee. Or maybe clean all the windows.
While you are waiting go get a clean paper towel. White is fine - brown is better.
Lay the paper towel on a flat surface.
Insert the dipstick and pull it back out.
Lay the dipstick on the paper towel.
The oil on the dipstick will bleed across onto the paper towel - showing you the oil level.
Works every time, like a charm.
Paper towel trick is only necessary on new oil, as older oil picks up a black shade and is easy to spot on the OEM dipstick.
This is not to discourage anyone from buying aftermarket dipsticks - vendors need all possible sources of cash flow to stay in business !
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I'm not use to do it that way but more and more I'm being reminded that it is good to drive for a few miles to get the oil to operating temperature then let the engine cool for 5 minutes before checking the oil. so you get a better reading as the oil will probably expend a little.
. . . But it's not necessarily practical with the dipstick situation we're discussing here, I'd agree.
btw, driving a few miles before checking you oil is what the manual says as well.
. . . But it's not necessarily practical with the dipstick situation we're discussing here, I'd agree.
btw, driving a few miles before checking you oil is what the manual says as well.
The stock dip stick on my 07 MCS is exactly like Convicor's. There is no good way to read it. As my dealer told me when I took delivery, the dipstick is really for them to read. That said, you can press the dipstick against a white wipe and then extrapolate the reading from the wipe to the dipstick trying to factor out the oil on the shaft part of dipstick which also shows up. After years of screwing around and a new timing chain, I finally spent the $72 for a Cravenspeed dip stick--I hated to spend the $$ but think it's the "only game in town." It's much better than the stock dipstick but still not a "snap" to read.
The stock dip stick on my 07 MCS is exactly like Convicor's. There is no good way to read it. As my dealer told me when I took delivery, the dipstick is really for them to read. That said, you can press the dipstick against a white wipe and then extrapolate the reading from the wipe to the dipstick trying to factor out the oil on the shaft part of dipstick which also shows up. After years of screwing around and a new timing chain, I finally spent the $72 for a Cravenspeed dip stick--I hated to spend the $$ but think it's the "only game in town." It's much better than the stock dipstick but still not a "snap" to read.
Ok I have to add... Got my mini as a lease trade in and the dealer changed the oil. Every method I use the oil is above the top bulb actually on the metal so I'm sure it's overfilled.
Whit I did is file down the bottom bulb and drilled holes in the plastic to read better.
One thing I know she will never see the dealer again I'm doing it all myself!
Whit I did is file down the bottom bulb and drilled holes in the plastic to read better.
One thing I know she will never see the dealer again I'm doing it all myself!
You know I would believe that Mini purposely designed the stock dip stick to be difficult to read thinking most would just give up doing it themselves and bring it into the Mini dealer for frequent visits. How else you a manufacturer come up with such a horribly designed dip stick, this is my first car to have a lousy design. My Toyota's, Honda's, Chevy truck, and Datsun's had the easy to read blade type dip stick which easily showed where it was wet with oil.
May I also add, because of this post I've learned that there was a dipstick design change between 2007 and 2008...and MINI still didn't get it right!
Ok I have to add... Got my mini as a lease trade in and the dealer changed the oil. Every method I use the oil is above the top bulb actually on the metal so I'm sure it's overfilled.
Whit I did is file down the bottom bulb and drilled holes in the plastic to read better.
One thing I know she will never see the dealer again I'm doing it all myself!
Whit I did is file down the bottom bulb and drilled holes in the plastic to read better.
One thing I know she will never see the dealer again I'm doing it all myself!
What year is your MINI?
I have an 07 Justa that has a dipstick like the OP's.
It is very hard to read under some lighting situations, e.g. under fluorescent lights at night at a gas station.
I have found this useful:
Best way: check the oil when it's cold in daylight at home. This way the oil in the tube holding the dipstick has had a chance to drain. And pulling up the stick once to look is now accurate because no remnant oil in the tube can get on it and mask what the true level is. Also, cold oil is thicker and won't drain down the stick and give you an artificially low reading. If your oil is dirty (i.e., not freshly changed), it will be easy to read.
Additional tip with the type of stick that I and the OP have: pull out the stick and immediately hold it horizontally (keep a finger on the pointy bottom end or balance it somehow on the top of the tube so that the stick isn't waving around in the air). After 5 seconds, the oil will gravitate towards the bottom half of the now-horizontal stick. Now, rotate the stick 90 degrees towards you and you will clearly see the level of the oil. The "coils" of the stick will keep the oil from spreading, which is the only use I can think of for putting coils on a stick.
I like the white paper towel trick but if you don't have one handy, the horizontal-5-second-wait-then-turn-stick-90-degrees trick works very well.
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I check my oil after every gas fillup or sometimes 2 if it's inconvenient at the time.
I do this because my 07 Justa with its tiny engine burns more oil than any car I've ever had, and that includes some powerful sports cars. I regularly need to put 1/2 a quart/litre of oil into the Justa per gas fillup or 2.
Further and critically, I do this because, from my reading of this forum, there are SEVERE consequences of running low on oil.
It is very hard to read under some lighting situations, e.g. under fluorescent lights at night at a gas station.
I have found this useful:
Best way: check the oil when it's cold in daylight at home. This way the oil in the tube holding the dipstick has had a chance to drain. And pulling up the stick once to look is now accurate because no remnant oil in the tube can get on it and mask what the true level is. Also, cold oil is thicker and won't drain down the stick and give you an artificially low reading. If your oil is dirty (i.e., not freshly changed), it will be easy to read.
Additional tip with the type of stick that I and the OP have: pull out the stick and immediately hold it horizontally (keep a finger on the pointy bottom end or balance it somehow on the top of the tube so that the stick isn't waving around in the air). After 5 seconds, the oil will gravitate towards the bottom half of the now-horizontal stick. Now, rotate the stick 90 degrees towards you and you will clearly see the level of the oil. The "coils" of the stick will keep the oil from spreading, which is the only use I can think of for putting coils on a stick.
I like the white paper towel trick but if you don't have one handy, the horizontal-5-second-wait-then-turn-stick-90-degrees trick works very well.
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I check my oil after every gas fillup or sometimes 2 if it's inconvenient at the time.
I do this because my 07 Justa with its tiny engine burns more oil than any car I've ever had, and that includes some powerful sports cars. I regularly need to put 1/2 a quart/litre of oil into the Justa per gas fillup or 2.
Further and critically, I do this because, from my reading of this forum, there are SEVERE consequences of running low on oil.
It is for this reason I purchased a Craven dip stick, so much better than any OEM dip stick!
http://www.gruvenparts.com/billet-di...nd-audi-tt-a3/
they should use a braided stainless line, like this, instead of that spring coil floppy thing, you get the same thing (Looks better, IMO) for less money
i understand CS is quality, but its too much
http://www.gruvenparts.com/billet-di...nd-audi-tt-a3/
they should use a braided stainless line, like this, instead of that spring coil floppy thing, you get the same thing (Looks better, IMO) for less money
http://www.gruvenparts.com/billet-di...nd-audi-tt-a3/
they should use a braided stainless line, like this, instead of that spring coil floppy thing, you get the same thing (Looks better, IMO) for less money
I'm sorry but $75 is ridiculous, craven is lucky no other companies have bothered to make a dipstick for less. The profit they must be pulling in on those. Don't get me wrong they have awesome, quality, products and I understand oil level is very important, but it's a dipstick.
I'm sorry but $75 is ridiculous, craven is lucky no other companies have bothered to make a dipstick for less. The profit they must be pulling in on those. Don't get me wrong they have awesome, quality, products and I understand oil level is very important, but it's a dipstick.
$75 barely buys you a dinner for two at a nice restaurant anymore. If you wanna talk about overpriced, go look at any aftermarket "CAI" for virtually any car.
theyre making those for $5
What he said. If you cannot manage to read a dipstick go see an optometrist lol.
That's 2 full tanks of gas = a Craven dipstick.
It's not about not being able to read the stock dipstick, it's about what you must do to obtain an accurate reading. The Craven is so much easier to read and you won't get a false reading like some have had.
Last edited by Systemlord; Jan 2, 2015 at 01:26 PM.

He didn't say much after that.
Craven sells a lot of dipsticks. I marvel at the fact some folks can't mange to read a simple dipstick. To the folks who paid the money for one I know you don't care, but it is funny as all get out. Thank you for the chuckle.






