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Old Aug 7, 2007 | 12:50 PM
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I'm not fond of the silver panel paint, but the body design doesn't bother me. My question would be whether it compromises the MINI character too much? How does it handle?

On a practical side, I'd like one with four wheel drive, and adjustable height suspension (like a Citroen). It would be a great car for photographic trips, or hauling a telescope out to remote sites.
 
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Old Aug 7, 2007 | 12:54 PM
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I really Like it.... (a little iffy on the rear pillars but they are growing on me) My BIG disappointment is that we (in the US) are only getting the four passenger configuration. I was really hoping to be able to get three kids in back but that does not seem likely as it doesn't look like there will be a center seat belt. Really seems like a missed opportunity for BMW as the buyers are going to be pretty much the same group that would look at a regular MC or MCS.
 
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Old Aug 7, 2007 | 12:55 PM
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I rather like what Sniff Petrol had to say about it.



After months of unsurprisingly quite accurate speculation, BMW has finally taken the covers off the new Mini Clubman – except actually it hasn’t, because this trend setting new model will be the first car ever to come as standard with a set of fiberglass disguising panels, just like the ones used by car test drivers on their exciting engineering prototypes.

‘We keenly monitor what car buyers like,’ said a spokesman who is speaking now. ‘For example, a few years ago we noticed that everyone was fascinated by pictures of Euro NCAP crash tests so we came up with the Z4 which permanently looks like it’s been in some sort of accident. In the case of the Mini Clubman, we realised that people are always interested in spy pics of disguised pre-production cars, so we decided to make a showroom car that was as crude and lumpen as they are’.

After an intensive design programme, BMW high-ups are said to be delighted with the finished look of the unique Clubman rear end which includes authentic development mule features like ugly, mismatched D-pillar cladding and ill-fitting, unattractive tail lamps, just like an early development hack.

The Clubman is also noteworthy for the inclusion of a right-hand side ‘suicide door’, so called because although this is supposed to be a British car, if you live in Britain and you actually tried to get out of it on a busy road, it would be suicide.
 

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Old Aug 7, 2007 | 02:12 PM
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was really hoping to be able to get three kids in back but that does not seem likely as it doesn't look like there will be a center seat belt.
Do away w/ the kids and keep the MINI

Really seems like a missed opportunity for BMW as the buyers are going to be pretty much the same group that would look at a regular MC or MCS.
Intersting to talk about group as the MINI owner in US are very different from MINI owners in EU.
 
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Old Aug 7, 2007 | 02:20 PM
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Looks like Sniff Petrol also missed the boat. C-pillars = .
 
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Old Aug 7, 2007 | 04:51 PM
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:-)

I like it becuase it would be more praticle it seems. I would love it even more if it does have the 4x4 option. I am not too keen about how the c-pillars look, but I think the black color option might look better hopefully. Even if it looks somewhat ugly who cares, as long as its practicle and runs well, and fits the persons needs with space etc then fantastic!! When I have enough $$ to spend on a MINI I will definetly check the Clubman out, and get that for my future car I think, perhaps. Would have to test drive both the MINI S. and the Clubman S and make the descion.
 
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Old Aug 7, 2007 | 04:52 PM
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Originally Posted by gokartride
Looks like Sniff Petrol also missed the boat. C-pillars = .
I guess it has C-Pillars on one side and D/E-Pillars on the other side ?

Personally I think that the silver looks terrible. The black is marginal, but really I think that they have really messed it up badly.

I still cannot get my head around the R56 - despite driving one (yes it is better than my 2k5 in almost every possible way (except looks).

The clubman version looks (to me) utterly horrific, the bulging eyes are one thing but the butt-ugly rump is just a crime. Did someone let the Mini design team sample the glue that Bungle has been sniffing for the past few years or something ?
 
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Old Aug 7, 2007 | 04:57 PM
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Originally Posted by weeminiwee
Even if it looks somewhat ugly who cares, as long as its practicle and runs well, and fits the persons needs with space etc then fantastic!!

You and I are from totally different worlds.
 
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Old Aug 7, 2007 | 05:07 PM
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Originally Posted by weeminiwee
Even if it looks somewhat ugly who cares, as long as its practicle and runs well,

Practical cars aren't usually my cup of tea, but I might get hooked on one that's practicle.
 
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Old Aug 7, 2007 | 05:17 PM
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Yes, I guess you're right...if one accepts R56 then the R55 isn't much of a stretch (pardon the pun). That makes sense. I personally never had a problem w/ R56 once I began to understand the "whats" and "wherefores" of the new design. Trust me...there's a lot of good stuff going on w/ R56 that I don't think we have even discussed yet!! So then, from my own perspective, I see the MINI brand as being in the hands of some very capable and dedicated MINIacs and they have done quite well by me thus far....so why not give them a chance on R55?? I simply cannot be dour about the car or the outlook for MINI. Nothing I've actually seen or driven warrants that...quite the opposite! We have worried and fret over so many things on this board and in the end wound up w/ a lot of good to say about each MINI to come down the line. I think, in light of this, we need to welcome the Clubman w/ some enthusiasm...or maybe just try to understand the nifty achievements of R55...or at least acknowledge that these things do seem to take some time to grow on us, and perhaps even that the MINI designers actually deserve some credit!! A new variant should be a time of great interest...and I tire of the doom and gloom e-v-e-r-y time a new MINI shows up. My humble opinion...

And why is this thread not in the Clubman forum??
 

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Old Aug 7, 2007 | 06:59 PM
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Woody Clubman needed!

Are they gonna build a woody Clubman? Needs to happen.
 
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Old Aug 9, 2007 | 06:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Drsms22
Are they gonna build a woody Clubman? Needs to happen.
+1
 
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Old Aug 9, 2007 | 06:41 PM
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A woody version ? What... that thing isn't odd enough looking for you ?
 
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Old Aug 9, 2007 | 06:50 PM
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For me, it's UGLY. I don't get it. If you really need more room there are a lot of better options...........
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Old Aug 9, 2007 | 06:53 PM
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I didn't want to use the U word. But now that YOU did...
 
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Old Aug 9, 2007 | 07:15 PM
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Originally Posted by CR&PW&JB
A woody version ? What... that thing isn't odd enough looking for you ?

That's the whole point. The R56 isn't exactly Pina Farina caliber design. It's kinda like a butt ugly bulldog. Can't tell whether it's coming or going. But, what a great dog!! The uglier, the better.
 
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Old Aug 9, 2007 | 07:18 PM
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Originally Posted by CR&PW&JB
I didn't want to use the U word. But now that YOU did...
davisflyer apparently used a bunch of other words too, but the saint of ugly cars (Saint Skoda) obviously encrypted the rest.
 
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Old Aug 9, 2007 | 07:20 PM
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Originally Posted by davisflyer
I don't get it.
Some do, some don't. It's just like everything. In a year most will like it. That's how these things go.
 
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Old Aug 9, 2007 | 07:25 PM
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Just wait for the pickup version...
 
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Old Aug 9, 2007 | 09:41 PM
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I DO like the Clubman (except for silver cladding). I may be off here, but at this point, the only other "competition" in the funkadelic category is the new 08 Scion Xb.
I saw a new Scion Xb in the raw yesterday in the hood. And, it has a thang going on. Spiffy color (the teal deal), not as boxy, and a very functional interior.

IMHO, I am happy to see a move away from the SUV/cross-over trend. Back in the mid 90s, I was at a loss to find a vehicle that wasn't a big SUV that could fit bikes, kayaks, dogs, two pre-teens and was economical. The 97 Honda CR-V was a trailblazer for me.

And, I predict the Clubman will fill, on a much much smaller scale, that need to "downsize" from an SUVcross-over vehicle. All the while filling the need to be a bit different, and supporting innovation and design
 
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