2002 Mini cooper S = cheap dodge neon engine, cheap plastic interior, dinky brakes, crap 0-60 times

2004 subaru wrx sti= 300hp, all wheel drive, intercooler spray, basically makes the mini look like a little mini poor little guy haha

 

>>MAYBE BORING BUT MUCH FASTER THEN YOU

I thought that St. Patty's Day was a day for leprecahuns....not TROLLS.

And do I care if your car is faster than mine? No. And I don't think anyone else on here cares either.

 

>>2002 Mini cooper S = cheap dodge neon engine, cheap plastic interior, dinky brakes, crap 0-60 times
>>
>>2004 subaru wrx sti= 300hp, all wheel drive, intercooler spray, basically makes the mini look like a little mini poor little guy haha


dude get your damn subaru wrx and get off this website. everyone knows how you feel so quit it. you're not cool.

 

>> ... some people think slow is ok .... ask your girlfriend about it ...
>><<




Cheers!
Clover

 

>>>>MAYBE BORING BUT MUCH FASTER THEN YOU
>>
>>I thought that St. Patty's Day was a day for leprecahuns....not TROLLS.
>>
>>And do I care if your car is faster than mine? No. And I don't think anyone else on here cares either.
>>
Trolls....bbbbwwwaaaahhhhahahahahahh

 

Maybe he thinks he's making up for something else (hehe) he doesn't have by getting rid of the MINI. Maybe IT was MINI

 

I GUESS THE MINI GOES GOOD WITH YOUR MINI TOOLS

 

>>TO SLOW, POORLY MADE, TOO MANY PROBLEMS.... HELLO NEW WHITE SUBARU WRX... SEEE YA MINIS IN MY DUST

Based on your spelling and grammar....are you sure you are old enough to actually drive that brand new WRX?

 

>>I GUESS THE MINI GOES GOOD WITH YOUR MINI TOOLS

Troll...BBBWWWWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

 

>>I GUESS THE MINI GOES GOOD WITH YOUR MINI TOOLS

Additionally, please remember to turn OFF your caps lock....the only thing more annoying than reading this incessant rambling is reading it all in capital letters.
:smile:

 

>>I GUESS THE MINI GOES GOOD WITH YOUR MINI TOOLS

... i have lots of Mini tools ... factory equipment is made to last ... and last ...

 

>>TO SLOW, POORLY MADE, TOO MANY PROBLEMS.... HELLO NEW WHITE SUBARU WRX... SEEE YA MINIS IN MY DUST

That's fine, just get out of my way when I come into a corner. Hope you have fun going in straight lines. Oh and if you see my motorcycle, I'll just pass you. 0-60 in 2.4sec. beat that

I hate people like this... I bet if he went to an Autox track he'd soon learn that just because his car is fast doesn't mean he knows how to drive it.

And it's not a neon engine (though the neon can be a quick little car, especially the svt that's coming out) it was jointly developed by Daimler Chrystler and BMW. You know Daimler Chrystler makes the Viper? I'd like to see your puny Suburu beat that.
-Chris

note: I have nothing against suburu's, I just hate arrogant a-holes like this guy

 

OK. No one is going to change this guys mind. He is not going to stop while we keep posting. In fact we are giving him just what he wants. Attention.

I'm off to delete my posts from this thread. (Except this one).
I suggest you all do the same.

It's not this kind of thread we come to MCO to read anyway.

 

Isn't he funny.

He never had a MINI. He couldn;t get one.
So he got mad and bought a Subaru. There are pleny of those available.
Damn, that WRX is an UGLY car!

I guess the MINI is just to good looking for him.
He would have got tired of the girls being more interested in his car than him.
So now, he drives a Subaru!
When he turns 21 in 3 more years, he can drink Red Stripel.

 

^ ^ Red Stripe! It's beer! HOORAY BEER!

 

 

Thank you Lauren for locking this Tool-bar's identical thread in MINI Talk!

[sips on aged dark rum...]

This kid has the luxury to express his ignorant and illogical opinion, but from his communication skills displayed thus far, he can flap his gums, but can't actually say anything.

Like Broke Yates says, "Watch for me in the slow lane."
Cheers

 

just delete all his threads. Problem solved.

 

I have no authority over this forum.

 

>>Isn't he funny.
>>
>>He never had a MINI. He couldn;t get one.
>>So he got mad and bought a Subaru. There are pleny of those available.
>>Damn, that WRX is an UGLY car!
>>
>>I guess the MINI is just to good looking for him.
>>He would have got tired of the girls being more interested in his car than him.
>>So now, he drives a Subaru!
>>When he turns 21 in 3 more years, he can drink Red Stripel

ACTUALLY I OWNED A 2002 GREY MINI WITH A BLACK TOP. I TOOK DELIVERY LAST JUNE AT CHECKERDFLAG IN VA BEACH I WAS ONE OF THE FIRST PEOPLE IN THE US TO HAVE A MINI S

 

 

>>ACTUALLY I OWNED A 2002 GREY MINI WITH A BLACK TOP. I TOOK DELIVERY LAST JUNE AT CHECKERDFLAG IN VA BEACH I WAS ONE OF THE FIRST PEOPLE IN THE US TO HAVE A MINI S

Troll. BBBWWWAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

>>^ ^ Red Stripe! It's beer! HOORAY BEER!

 

>>TO SLOW, POORLY MADE,

>> Much like you!

 

>>>>Isn't he funny.
>>>>
>>>>He never had a MINI. He couldn;t get one.
>>>>So he got mad and bought a Subaru. There are pleny of those available.
>>>>Damn, that WRX is an UGLY car!
>>>>
>>>>I guess the MINI is just to good looking for him.
>>>>He would have got tired of the girls being more interested in his car than him.
>>>>So now, he drives a Subaru!
>>>>When he turns 21 in 3 more years, he can drink Red Stripel
>>
>>ACTUALLY I OWNED A 2002 GREY MINI WITH A BLACK TOP. I TOOK DELIVERY LAST JUNE AT CHECKERDFLAG IN VA BEACH I WAS ONE OF THE FIRST PEOPLE IN THE US TO HAVE A MINI S

Right...I don't think anyone on this board who owned a mini would be uneducated enough to say he/she had a grey mini. I think its dark silver, but I could be wrong.