So I was driving "spiritedly" down a twisty back road this morning when I came upon two pigeons eating something in the road. Now as we all know, according to George Castanza, we and the pigeons have a deal.

I met up with a "No Deal" pigeon today. It looked like he was going to clear the windshield but no, he pulled a Randy Johnson off my right A pillar. I looked in my rearview mirror and saw nothing but a cloud of feathers in my wake.

Does this mean I get to put a pigeon symbol on the side of my car now?

 

I think it does. Just the other day a fat little pigeon wasn't paying attention and got to see my lower grill up close and personal. He made it out alive somehow because after about 20 feet he came unstuck and flew away. Next time you poop on my car I won't be so forgiving!

 

You Murdurer!!!!
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