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Old Dec 2, 2005 | 02:49 AM
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When God wants to trick Satan, he always borrows Wanda, figuring an all-Jet Black MCS will throw him off-balance!
 
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Old Dec 2, 2005 | 04:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Electric Shock
I think God would certainly have a MINI more along the lines of God's creations like the beautiful blue sky and the beautiful blue sea so it would have to be the beautiful Electric Blue MINI.

"If God's MINI did not exist, it would be necesary to invent one."
I'm with ElectricShock on this one. My EB/W looks like the sky on a fabulous summer day, and I'm sure God love the color.....after all, he didn't make it BRG. (Peace to the BRG folks; I love all the MINI colors!)
 
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Old Dec 2, 2005 | 05:08 AM
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Funny you should bring this up.......

I just happened to ask God this the other day and he assured me that EB/W is his choice.

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Old Dec 2, 2005 | 10:15 AM
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I'm not so sure God would fit in a MINI...
 
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Old Dec 2, 2005 | 10:21 AM
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If God had a MINI would it need to have airbags and seatbelts????
 
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Old Dec 2, 2005 | 12:28 PM
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Originally Posted by YuccaPatrol
If God had a MINI would it need to have airbags and seatbelts????
Prolly not. Rear fogs wouldn't do much good either . . .
 
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Old Dec 2, 2005 | 12:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Uncle_John
Prolly not. Rear fogs wouldn't do much good either . . .
Does that mean God can get the JCW sport seats on a US Spec MINI? Man, God get's all the good stuff.
 
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Old Dec 2, 2005 | 12:37 PM
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I'm sure God would just be thankful he didn't have to walk everywhere anymore.

I'd chime in saying how he should be in a LY MINI because i own one, but i actually think he'd look much better sporting an EB/W. Or super classy in an all black, or a PW/B. Sorry Bumble, i'm not all that loyal
 
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Old Dec 2, 2005 | 12:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Moskito
Rumor has it that god prefers all things pure. So a pure silver MINI would be his choice.


Herbert
Thank you and Amen to that Silver is Timeless
 
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Old Dec 2, 2005 | 12:43 PM
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Originally Posted by MSFITOY
Silver is Timeless
. . . And just another shade of gray . . . I doubt he'd want the car color to match his hair . . .
 
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Old Dec 2, 2005 | 12:46 PM
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. . . And just another shade of gray . . . I doubt he'd want the car color to match his hair . . .
Ha ha...if God picked white, it would be Pure White which Mini doesn't have
 
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Old Dec 2, 2005 | 12:57 PM
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Originally Posted by MSFITOY
Ha ha...if God picked white, it would be Pure White which Mini doesn't have
Correct, ours is a blemished, sinful, off-white. Indicative of our attempts at purity whilst always falling short. Drat, I must now sell my impure car . . . Why oh why couldn't MINI offer Oxford White like the lesser Fords . . .
 
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Old Dec 2, 2005 | 01:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Uncle_John
Correct, ours is a blemished, sinful, off-white. Indicative of our attempts at purity whilst always falling short. Drat, I must now sell my impure car . . . Why oh why couldn't MINI offer Oxford White like the lesser Fords . . .
ooo...such visuals Personally, I wished Mini had done PS brighter like Mercedes
 
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Old Dec 2, 2005 | 01:13 PM
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An omniscient being would have no need for the nav system.

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Old Dec 2, 2005 | 01:18 PM
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If God had a Mini, he would say, "wait a minte......what am I doing,............. ........I'm God, ..........where's my Ferrari?
 
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Old Dec 2, 2005 | 01:32 PM
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Actually, I just spoke to God and they said they prefer the classic mini over the New MINI and it is custom exterior...all chrome so it reflects His entire creation.

All you people who claimed God has spoken to you on this matter...well it must have been gas
 
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Old Dec 2, 2005 | 01:37 PM
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It's God....

If God is a woman (as some think - although I am not of that opinion) then her MINI would match her shoes (trust me if God was a woman she would have LOTS of shoes!) She would be god afterall so why not have the ability to say *poof I think PW today* or *poof BRG or CR for the holiday season*. Ahhhhh....dream come true for ladies everywhere

However - God being male (IMHO) it would be heavenly in appearance like PS or PW...both beautiful and pure looking. BUT it would be a devil under the hood!
 
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Old Dec 3, 2005 | 07:45 AM
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The clean-as-the-wind-driven-snow people.

First of all, it says somewhere in the Bible that they all went in one Accord.
Second, the Pope-mobiles are white.
Does anyone know how many white roofs vs. black roofs have been produced?
 
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Old Dec 3, 2005 | 07:54 AM
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Originally Posted by 89AKurt
First of all, it says somewhere in the Bible that they all went in one Accord.
Second, the Pope-mobiles are white.
Does anyone know how many white roofs vs. black roofs have been produced?
Wait.... So god drives a honda?
 
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Old Dec 3, 2005 | 08:10 AM
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God unleashed his worst fury by way of rain. The most furious of storm clouds are green. Ergo... BRG best represents God's awesome power.



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Old Dec 3, 2005 | 08:32 AM
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Well, white light can be broken into all the colors (or something like that) so I think God's MINI would be PW.

Unless... ohmagosh... that couldn't possibly mean that God's car is a Prizm?!!

Oh, that's not a pretty thought, I have to go back to bed now...

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Old Dec 3, 2005 | 01:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Risu
Wait.... So god drives a honda?
Exactly. I know I'm crushed.
 
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Old Dec 3, 2005 | 01:26 PM
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The Bible's wrong. There's no way they could all fit in one Accord. If you recall, at the time the bible was written, the Accord wasn't much bigger than the MINI.
 
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Old Dec 3, 2005 | 01:46 PM
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I'm not sure what color his MINI would be, but I'm sure the ride would be heavenly.
 
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Old Dec 3, 2005 | 01:55 PM
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I think that God's MINI is one that changes colors at his whim...
Who wouldnt LOVE that? I know that I would....
EB one day, PW another, HB a third, JB when we feel naughty.. lol and so on
(NOTE:this list is NOT in any order)

oooo imagine the sound. i imagine it would be a cross between Agokart (Alta noises) and Tuls' MINI (everything and then some...)
ooooooooo but then again im a sucker for car noise....
 
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