um, hate to be the bearer of bad new, but it, ahh, um, looks like your aztec is on fire. not sure if campfires are covered under the factory warranty

 

Have you been within 10 feet of the new Bonneville? Good lord. I was a card-carrying member of the "Aztek is the ugliest thing on the road" club until the full realization of just how hideous this Pontiac is nearly killed me. The rear end has sort of an Atari-LiteBrite-Batman thing going on, and the futility of it's desperate grasp for niftiness is enough to bring tears of despair to my eyes.

 

The Bonnie??? No way dude..The Aztek's tent doubles as a parachute when speed breaking at subsonic speeds. Talk about advanced technology..

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Speed thrills!

 

Yes I've seen the new Bonneville..... It's pretty hot, too....

But not as hot as the new Aztek....especially that fresh yellow one that DB put up with the tints....TIGHT!

 

 

koolest car....ever ?
this is a question that could possibly rage on forever...
but....
now i'll be glad to give you the final definitive answer :smile:

there's only ONE car that could fit that bill...
only ONE!!!!!

1967 shelby ac cobra 427 ....
there has never been ....
nor will there EVER be a car...that can match ..that !!!!!!!!

Peace,
D

 

>>Yes I've seen the new Bonneville..... :evil:

 

1967 shelby ac cobra 427 ....
there has never been ....
nor will there EVER be a car...that can match ..that !!!!!!!!

well..if we are talking about unafforable & untouchable cars here, then I can think of a few ferrari's ...the shelby cobra for straight line performance was pretty awesome, but for handling, come on...it was and is a death trap, laugh!

 

>>well..if we are talking about unafforable & untouchable cars here, then I can think of a few ferrari's ...the shelby cobra for straight line performance was pretty awesome, but for handling, come on...it was and is a death trap, laugh!
I owned one for about 4 years...I'm still alive...and I'll repeat ..there never was a better car made :smile:
Peace,
D

 

>>I owned one for about 4 years...I'm still alive...and I'll repeat ..there never was a better car made :smile:

"D" If you had a genuine and original 427 Cobra, I'm sorry for your loss. Greatest car ever in my book also. Next-door neighbor had one and I got to drive it twice. I still dream of that experience.

 

All your Azteks belong to me... Mine's gonna be the fastest 'cause i'm putting a "V-Tek" sticker on it... boooyyyyeeee.....


Rocketboy_X

 

>>All your Azteks belong to me... Mine's gonna be the fastest 'cause i'm putting a "V-Tek" sticker on it... boooyyyyeeee.....
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>>Rocketboy_X

dude...that V-Tek sticker is the bomb...but will it beat my TRD AND NOS stickers? now, that would be a swwweeett race right there

 

sndwave wrote:

>>>>I owned one for about 4 years...I'm still alive...and I'll repeat ..there never was a better car made :smile:
>>
>>"D" If you had a genuine and original 427 Cobra, I'm sorry for your loss. Greatest car ever in my book also. Next-door neighbor had one and I got to drive it twice. I still dream of that experience.<<




Yeah! I rode in one and when the guy took off, my stomach landed in the backseat! Ooooh, what a rush! I have to vote Cobra, too!

Cheers!
Clover

 

ARE YOU GUYS DRUNK? I thought so, beer goggles can make any woman, man or even livestock look good. I'll bet there's a factory fitted option for a beer tap and keg storage compartment.

BOB: What the hell is that thing?

DAVE: That thing is my new Aztek

BOB: Man that's the ugliest peice of crap I've ever seen, it's just rude. Whats with the headlights and grille below and under the bonnet, isn't it a prop from Battle Star Gallactica or something?

DAVE: HELL NO! just check out this cool fold out tent kinda thing, and hey it gets better I went for the the factory keg option, it's MILLER time.

Many beers later Bob & Dave are all liquered up and she's looking good boys.

BOB: Tell me (hickup!) Dave, do yawl reckon it comes in Key Lime Green?

 

Does anyone know where I can get the Aero kit for my Aztek?
I called Aztekmania and they told me ESAD....