R50/53 Describe MINI handling in one word
5th Gear
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From: East
>>'what is it like driving in a MINI' what do you tell them?<<
Before suspension, wheel and tire mods:
Nice....Zippy.....DecievedByQuickTurnin....Fun
After six thousand dollars of mods:
Flat....Eats10ConeSlaloms4Lunch...Blastdelicious.. ..StillUncompetitive....Go4ARide
Well, the last one may work.
Before suspension, wheel and tire mods:
Nice....Zippy.....DecievedByQuickTurnin....Fun
After six thousand dollars of mods:
Flat....Eats10ConeSlaloms4Lunch...Blastdelicious.. ..StillUncompetitive....Go4ARide
Well, the last one may work.
Coordinator ::Bluegrass Minis
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From: Lexington, Kentucky
Person asks, "Hey, how's that thing handle?"
I grin from ear to ear and say, "Remember the go-carts you used to drive at the fair?"
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I grin from ear to ear and say, "Remember the go-carts you used to drive at the fair?"
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From: Macedonia, Ohio
Hey Jamie... was nice meeting you at the dragon... first time I've really been filmed before... usually I don't let cameras anywhere near me 
I dunno if I included "orgasmic" in with my comments.
I dunno if I included "orgasmic" in with my comments.
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>>Person asks, "Hey, how's that thing handle?"
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>>I grin from ear to ear and say, "Remember the go-carts you used to drive at the fair?"
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>>yeah thats it ,go-cart
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>>I grin from ear to ear and say, "Remember the go-carts you used to drive at the fair?"
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>>yeah thats it ,go-cart
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6th Gear
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From: VA Beach
I've told people who ask all of the following:
More Fun than should be legally allowed
Like having my own personal roller coaster every day
(yes I saw that you already wrote that Shelly, but I said it first...)
AMAZING!!!
The most fun you can have with your clothes on!!
PERMAGRIN!!!!!
This car has spoiled me; now I won't drive anything else unless I absolutely HAVE to!!
Small, endearing, and FAST (Cooper S with intake)
Even more fun to drive than it is to look at!
Never mind how it looks, go take a test drive!!
WHEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
I love having a car that makes strangers grin just as much as it makes ME grin!
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My MINI makes me want to do the happy dance!
More Fun than should be legally allowed
Like having my own personal roller coaster every day
(yes I saw that you already wrote that Shelly, but I said it first...)
AMAZING!!!
The most fun you can have with your clothes on!!
PERMAGRIN!!!!!
This car has spoiled me; now I won't drive anything else unless I absolutely HAVE to!!
Small, endearing, and FAST (Cooper S with intake)
Even more fun to drive than it is to look at!
Never mind how it looks, go take a test drive!!
WHEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
I love having a car that makes strangers grin just as much as it makes ME grin!
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My MINI makes me want to do the happy dance!
2nd Gear
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From: lake wylie , S.C.
Asphalt Leech!...Rolling Chiropractor....... mini modulating fast mass taskmaster...if Mars had roads.....handles like your first pair of cool jeans felt... a second skin. Taint Tightener.. Six Speeds of 'da Separation.. Neutrino.. British Bum Fun.. Supercharged Soul Shifter..careful wit dat ting boy; you'll sling yer brains out...Suspended Gravitation....wrap it in a curve and uncoil from the swerve
ok what do you want for free OH! dang gotta go repack me Thermos Nuclear Funky Funnel
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Where's my cake Bedillia!
ok what do you want for free OH! dang gotta go repack me Thermos Nuclear Funky Funnel
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Where's my cake Bedillia!
