Humour - Car Forums ... What did Santa bring you?
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Humour - Car Forums ... What did Santa bring you?
Some humorous excerpts (predicted) from car forums OT thread ...
And what auto related gift did Santa bring you for Christmas?
HONDA
"Dudes, check out my new 4" exhaust muffler ... and only $27.99 on sale at JC Whitney ... whoa, you gotta hear this beast roar"
BMW 7 Series
"I'm so tired of getting Piagets for the holidays ... sigh
"
LOTUS
"WOOT! 3 day DE school at Bob Bondurent
"
TOYOTA
"Christmas is SO hard to find anything for the car ... nothing ever breaks, nothing ever needs to be upgraded ... maybe I'll buy some 93 octane next time I have to get gas but that won't be until next month"
ROLLS/BENTLEY
"My stupid brother-in-law dropped off a Veryon for Christmas. How many times do I have to tell him Bugatti is NOT a Rolls???"
PORSCHE 911
"I dropped a Boxster off for the daughter in college but she complained the color was all wrong. What's wrong with kids these days ... they don't appreciate anything anymore!
"
VETTE
"Finally, a decent new interior trim kit for that Chevy dash, and only $29.99 on sale at JC Whitney ... woot!"
CHEVY COBALT
"Hey ... I heard the Vette guys were getting new interior trim kits for their dashes so I called JC Whitney and ordered one for our cars too ... whoa ... friggin awesome"
MB
"One word ... Pilottis"
FERRARI
"One word ... Tubi"
LEXUS
"I heard the Toyota guys couldn't find anything to buy for their cars ... this IS a problem. Maybe some nice leather treatment but NO, the wife has to buy some weird Italian Driving Shoes. ... WTH are Pilottis and who needs them?"
MINI
SSR Comp wheels, M7 IC, 17% pulley, 2% crank pull, Webb Head, Schrick Cam, Quaife LSD, Milltek headers, Borla Catback and Hella Driving lights!!!
Wait, that was a dream
I got the car professionally detailed because its too cold to do it myself now
HUMMER
36s ... spinners from Whips on LI!
Pickup
Oak Gunrack ... on sale ... JC Whitney ... $19.99 right next to the Vette dash kits.
And what auto related gift did Santa bring you for Christmas?
HONDA
"Dudes, check out my new 4" exhaust muffler ... and only $27.99 on sale at JC Whitney ... whoa, you gotta hear this beast roar"
BMW 7 Series
"I'm so tired of getting Piagets for the holidays ... sigh
"LOTUS
"WOOT! 3 day DE school at Bob Bondurent
"TOYOTA
"Christmas is SO hard to find anything for the car ... nothing ever breaks, nothing ever needs to be upgraded ... maybe I'll buy some 93 octane next time I have to get gas but that won't be until next month"
ROLLS/BENTLEY
"My stupid brother-in-law dropped off a Veryon for Christmas. How many times do I have to tell him Bugatti is NOT a Rolls???"
PORSCHE 911
"I dropped a Boxster off for the daughter in college but she complained the color was all wrong. What's wrong with kids these days ... they don't appreciate anything anymore!
"VETTE
"Finally, a decent new interior trim kit for that Chevy dash, and only $29.99 on sale at JC Whitney ... woot!"
CHEVY COBALT
"Hey ... I heard the Vette guys were getting new interior trim kits for their dashes so I called JC Whitney and ordered one for our cars too ... whoa ... friggin awesome"
MB
"One word ... Pilottis"
FERRARI
"One word ... Tubi"
LEXUS
"I heard the Toyota guys couldn't find anything to buy for their cars ... this IS a problem. Maybe some nice leather treatment but NO, the wife has to buy some weird Italian Driving Shoes. ... WTH are Pilottis and who needs them?"
MINI
SSR Comp wheels, M7 IC, 17% pulley, 2% crank pull, Webb Head, Schrick Cam, Quaife LSD, Milltek headers, Borla Catback and Hella Driving lights!!!
Wait, that was a dream
I got the car professionally detailed because its too cold to do it myself nowHUMMER
36s ... spinners from Whips on LI!
Pickup
Oak Gunrack ... on sale ... JC Whitney ... $19.99 right next to the Vette dash kits.
We can always count on you to give us some good humor.
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They talk alot about aftermarket aero kits (which nobody really buys that I have seen because they are ridiculous in price).
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