I once heard about a the spin on WWJD as what would Jesus Drive?

This has me wondering what do you think various Historic, Religous, or fictional people would Drive. Basically anyone not associated with cars...

What would Dilbert Drive?
1989 BWM 3 series
(I've notices at work engineers tend buy technically excellent cars when they start out maintain them well and keep them forever)

 

Satan:
Lamborghini Reventon or SL65 AMG Black

God:
Maybe a cream-colored Porsche 365B or a Citroen DS, but probably a MINI

 

Would Satan drive a Lamborghini Diablo VT ?
I could see god rolling in a Rolls Royce Ghost

 

Einstein:
Probably a Prius, just for the technical aspect... when he is not driving his classic Mini.

Gandhi:
He had a penchant for thrills he told no one, so he'd drive a Caterham Superlight R500.

 

For sure - as long as it was matte black. That's why I chose the Reventon

 

Sorry to break y'all hearts, but there is no way god would ever drive a Mini. If anything......a white Ferrari Daytona. You cant disagree either. A voice from heaven.

The only historical figure that I can think of that might drive a Mini would be....Napolean.........for obvious reasons. But in reality, I think he'd be rockin a Renault 5 turbo.

ROFL, Alexander the Great might drive a Mini.....for other obvious reasons.

I think Thomas Edison would drive a Delorean.....88 miles per hour!!!!!

I think Custer would ride a motorcycle.....hmmmm, an Indian? AHHHH, I crack myself up!!!

With a beard like that, Moses would definitely drive a convertible.....I'm thinking a 70s Caddy Eldorado vert, because it's undoubtedly a boat.

Mother Theresa would drive a Volvo. Any good mother drives a Volvo.

Stonewall Jackson would drive a HUMVEE.

Gawd, I could go on forever.