Bentley Forums
I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?

Camaro/Firebird Forums
My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw, I have a record and I ain't going back.

Mustang (Chevelle) forums
Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.

Monte Carlo forums
Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo.

Civic forums
Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.

VW Bug forum
The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)

Yugo Forum
When's the last time yours ran?

Lamborghini forum
Wind noise around 210MPH

Miata forums
Some redneck bastard in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics)

Chevy Tahoe forum
Miata stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it? (pics)

Pontiac Fiero forum
Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics)

BMW 7-series forum
Where to get service on my Rolex?

Cadillac forum
Problems with parallel parking at bingo.

Chevy Suburban Forum
Is the price of gas going down anytime soon?

Buick Forum
Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?

Delorean forum
Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm from 1985.

Crown Victoria forum
How come people never pass me on the highway?

Honda Accord forum
Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.

Toyota Echo forum
Do our cars use AAA or AA's?

Ferrari forums
Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in and out fast.

Porsche forums
Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?

Saturn forums
Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace.

Jaguar forum
Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on?

Mercedes forum
My wife and her stink hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my medical board?

Dodge Viper forum
I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get pee stains out of the leather?

McLaren F1 forum
Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.

Dodge Minivan forum
Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't forget where I'm supposed to be?

Hummer forum
Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35 in gas.

Fiat forum
Hello? Am I the only member?

Subaru WRX forum
I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.

Chevy pickup forum
How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah truck?

SRT Forums
"Will this void my warranty"

RX7 Forums
13B Groupbuy full, stop PM'ing me.

DSM Forums
Transmission Groupbuy Full stop PM'ing me

Supra Forums
Head to big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.

Vette Forums
Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier steering wheel?

Ford 2.3 forums
Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start!

Mini forum
Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie company. (pics)

 

MG Forums
Lucas - Prince of Darkness

 

that is F'ing awsome

 

I needed a good laugh this morning - thanks!!!

Donna

 

Just enough of a kernel of truth in there.............

 

Honda Ridgeline forum:
Check out my lift kit.

 

Austin-Healey Forum
Who offers a volume discount for fuel pumps?

 

Chevy Forums:
Many problems, where do I begin?

3rd Gen F-body forums:
How much front business compared to how much rear party?

VW Forums:
Does everyone else hate us?

Jeep forum:
Jeep, Jeep, Jeep, Jeep, Jeep, Jeep, Jeep, Jeep, 4.0, 4.0, 4.0, 4.0, CJ, CJ, CJ, CJ, 35's, 35's, 35's, 35's, lift, lift, lift, lift. Where was I going?

 

Hmmmm....perhaps Uncle_John does belong in a P-car...this is very close to his MINI strategy!

 

LOL that's great!!! Very funny.
Scion xB forums (lol sorry guys )
Drop it Drop it!!!

 

Moi? I've only had *counts: Mongo, Percy-Bob, Buck & Queso*

4

That's not so very many.

 

Actually, in the Miata forums:
"My car has over 175,000 miles on it. Why is it still running so well!"

 

Hmmm I've only had 4 sets of tires

 

What happened to them??

 

I am on my fourth set of WHEELS !

 

I guess we owe ourselves new GT3 RSs then, huh?

 

He traded some of them in before they needed Inspection I, which is why I quoted that Porsche thing for him!

 

Kia forum:
Can someone translate the owners manual for me?

 

VW Forums: (sad thing is these are real)
So I raced this Civic with VTEC...

Will my stock 2.slo beat my friends supercharged Honda?

It rained last night and now my car wont start. HELP!!!!!!!

my CEL came on. whats wrong with my car?

now lets play a game called name that noise!

 

Between the squeal the squeak the click and the vibration on my MINI (not to mention all the beeps and dings) I think that could be a thriving thread in the games forum here.

 

Mazda 3
Its not a 3 speed stop trying to race me

Mazda 3 speed
There are only certain parts that are made by Ford not the whole car. It not going to be a worthless pile of junk in 3 years is it?

 

Those were great!

 

Mercedes SL forums:

I Will NOT Autocross My SL! (I don't care that a $500,000 Ford GT does)

 

SHO forum:
Can I go to a Yamaha dealer for parts?

 

Ferrari forum:
Do these gold chains make me look fat? (pics)