1. You find yourself using the excuse "yo, but you got twice as many cylindaz" after EVERY race.
2. You have a 4-door 'type-R'.
3. Your gumby pants make it hard to shift.
4. More than 10 of your mods involve shielding what's actually underneath.
5. You have stickers that even most asians don't understand.
6. You have stickers for parts you don't have.
7. You refer to 50hp as the 'big shot'.
8. Your car has so much camber it can drive on its side.
9. When you drive by, WW2 veterans run for shelter.
10. You go into a parts store and ask for a 2" to 5" adapter for your exhaust.
11. You have 'powered by' anything anywhere on the car.
12. Birds make nests on your spoiler because its taller than the trees.
13. You sell crack for the image, not the money.
14. You have 'N/T' polished on one side of the car and don't know what bracket racing is.
15. You will only race if the other guy removes four spark plugs.
16. You can't race uphills.
17. You have 'All Motor' emblazoned on your rear hatch, right next to your 14.50 dial-in
18. You brag about having nitrous and have a 14.50 dial-in.
19. The exhaust system for your 1.8L is bigger than most pro-stock cars.
20. You've spent more money on stickers, stripes and neon than you did on actual performance mods.
21. You go to a performance shop and go directly to the decal bin.
22. Your tach is bigger than your head.
23. You have a shiftlight and your car is an automatic.
24. You refuse to race because it's a 'show car'.
25. Your only mods are cut factory springs and a 5" exhaust tip.
26. At autocross events you don't compete because you have a drag-race setup, and at drag races you brag about kicking *** at the autocross.
27. You have more lights on the front of your car than the USS Voyager.
28. You brag about a turbo kit that never seems to get installed.
29. Two years ago, your mom used to drive you to school in what's now your 'race car'.
30. Your bright green $300 air filter is bigger than your engine.

 

29. Two years ago, your mom used to drive you to school in what's now your 'race car

That one is the best by far...

 

Your tach is bigger than your head.

UMMMM......

 

This list is great. My friend fits almost all of these. He has more stickers than parts, he refers to his huge *** wing and fog lights as a "show car". and he is always talking about the turbo kit he is "gonna get real soon". Too funny. Can't wait to show this to him.

 

Ok I am the person who 2C4S is refering too, and I do not see a problem with my car if I like it, I did do stickers and sound system b4 performance, but I am doing performance now, just so I know what weight I will be dealing with. Funny post though.

 

Oh wow, someone is in denial.

I wish we were back in salem, except instead of witches it was ricers!

I know many a person like this and can tolerate not one.

31. Your dragstrip is the local 2 lane road.

 

 

you know you're a riceboy if

 

2. You have a 4-door 'type-R'.

Apparently this is a US list as Europeans/Japanese/Australian/etc get a Type R Accord.

R

 

... you are a Ricer if ...
you don't know how to drive, don't know anything about cars, blame all your troubles on your MINI ...
... and think a Datsun will solve all your problems ...

 

Whoa Whoa Whoa... You should hold your tongue or fingers rather...


Hey Lester... The Type R MINI has been making some personal appearnaces no? I want to have the FIRST MINI TT hahaha and no... Not TiTi! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

 

>>I did do stickers and sound system b4 performance, but I am doing performance now, just so I know what weight I will be dealing with.<<

Just how many stickers did you put on that you're figuring their weight into the performance equation?

 

>>27. You have more lights on the front of your car than the USS Voyager.

OUCH! How many lights does the Voyager have.....

<<quickly runs outside to count lights on COOP>>

 

...you know you're a riceboy if,

 

Histerical!! Just forwarded to all my Honda friends haha....

Kevin

 

Hey Mini_Street_Racer
That should be a Coke can, not only that you installed it the wrong way. To much back pressure.

Charles

 

You know you're a riceboy if...
your MINI is pictured here.

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Alta pulley, Stebro exhaust, Pipercross intake, Progress rear anti-sway bar.

 

Oh........my...........GOD!

Those first three are absolutely horrific!!! Are they making those body kits themselves? Sick.

 

The rear end of the Konig looks like my aunt in stretch pants..........
Not a pretty sight.

 

if your signature is so big it comes on two cd-roms.

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>>if your signature is so big it comes on two cd-roms.
>>

Big sig graphics are even more annoying than ricers!
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[img]albums/album25/ama.gif[/img]VinceAndJessica.com
Alta pulley, Stebro exhaust, Pipercross intake, Progress rear anti-sway bar.

 

Searh vwvortex.com for an exceptionally comprehensive "you're a rice boy if ..." listing and comments. Saw it about two or three months ago. It even had a song criticizing their madness. IMO a few MINIs on this site are RICE!!! Luckily I haven't seen many though. The one thing I wonder about though it how some of these kids afford their mods. Hey I'm considered a kid, 18 years young. Anyways I think there is in some cases illelgal transactions - read into it - aka deals or they work in some dead in job and live at home, while still being 25, and spend all their money on their cars. Lastly, I think the current car for rice boys to graduate to is the E46 M3 :evil: :evil: Ever go to a rice show just for kicks? I really like the common snow plow fronts! I could elaborate for quite a while.

Check out the thread on vwvortex.com sometime, it will be well worth your time.

 

If you want all you can eat.... check this out.

http://www.riceboypage.com

Don't forget to checkout the "Reader Responses" section...

 

This mod is my favorite. You paint your stock hood black to give it that carbonfiber look.

 

You know you are a rice boy if you have been beaten by ME!!!! AH HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 :evil: :evil: ROARRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!! GOES THE SUPERCHARGER!

Man is this car fun!