My MA gave me a bumper sticker when I picked up Basil that reads "Is my top closed? Report me: 1-888-do not close". I have the sticker prominently displayed near my work computer, and had it there for a while until I decided to see if there was really a message at that number. I laughed my sizeable rear end off! If you haven't heard it, and are bored, give it a call.

 

LMOA

I want one of those. That is hilarious.

 

Awesome.

I loved hearing someone getting a wedgie by the cop.

 

I've had that sign hanging in my office for months. Who would have though it was a real number? Should have, it's MINI Cooper!

 

I love that sticker. I had mine made into a magnet so I didn't have to permanently place it on my MINI convt. I don't think people think it's a real number since there are so many digits to dial. Would be funny if we could track who was calling.
Teena

 

that's funny....

 

Dang... I can never find my credit card when I NEED it...

ohhhhhhh..... I mis-dialed -
do not close is 36 668 25673
first time I did 36 682 5673

ummmm.... that's different and requires a credit card...

 

1-888-36-668-25673 (yes, dial all those #s)
1-888-DO-NOT-CLOSE

 

We were one of our clubs monthly breakfastes at the dealership, where they have the bumper stickers all over the place. we got a big laugh out the recording

 

You actually don't have to dial the last three numbers.

But, if you try to dial all of the numbers and skip one of the first "6"s, you get connected to a foot-fetish sex line.

 

hmm...so was it an accident or did you do it on uhm...purpose , don't worry, i'm sure NAM will still accept you !

 

Whooops! I guess I misdialed. I just got a foot fetish hotline No, really, it was a mistake, really!

 

I actually had never heard of an "Alabama Thigh Tickler". Well you learn something new everyday. Now to try it on an unsuspecting co-worker (evil laugh).

 

Was that on the MINI hotline or the foot fetish hotline?

 

Well, they did ask for a credit card number ...